My Posh invite

[Jon Fuller]

OOhh eeerr!
Got my invitation to the Neil Holmes powerboat school 'Launch party' today, very posh!

Looks like it'll be a good day.

jf

[Captain Chaos]

Yeh I got one 'n all

[Louise]

Are you sure you haven't pilfered that invite from JoHn Kennett?! ;p;

[Jon Fuller]

Originally posted by Mrs Nobber
Are you sure you haven't pilfered that invite from JoHn Kennett?! ;p;

Yes I'm sure!
I must have a word with that Mr Holmes re: his spelling of my fine name.

JK is going tho', and Tubby Davis, what a distinguished event! :laugh:

[Rogue Wave]

Originally posted by Johnson
, what a distinguished event! :laugh:

Bound to be they haven't invited me! and I even recommend him over our spritual holme.


:cry: :cry: :cry:

[The gArfish]

Originally posted by rowgscratcher
they haven't invited me!

i aynt sirprized yew oyk. wen yew stopp rowlin upp yorr bogis an flikkin dem dowen laydees cleevij yew mite gett innvytid owt wiv nawmul peepul

yorr waystin yorr fkin tyme wiv clevver likkul jowkes lyke @spirritewal holme@ orl de bastuds onn dis syte arr ownly innterestid inn fasst botes an shaggin butt i didd heer dat wan ov dem ad resently disscuvverd wimmin

gArf

[Jon Fuller]

Originally posted by The gArfish
i didd heer dat wan ov dem ad resently disscuvverd wimmin

gArf

Who would that be then nobba?

[The gArfish]

saritta i fink

[Rogue Wave]

LMFAO

:cry: :cry: :cry:

[glen76]

anyone know how much it costs??

[Ice Kiddie]

Originally posted by glen76
anyone know how much it costs?? If you have to ask... :D :D

Originally posted by rowgscratcher
...they haven't invited me! I hear that's not the only exclusive event you haven't been invited to recently! :drain: :drain:

[Rogue Wave]

Originally posted by glen76
anyone know how much it costs??

I dunno but going on the prices of his most excellent ribs then I would expect his prices to be very fair. I just spoke to them and the price for the racing boat course is 400 poonds. Gotta be a good deal!

[Rogue Wave]

Originally posted by Ice Kiddie

I hear that's not the only exclusive event you haven't been invited to recently! :drain: :drain:

Richard as you well know I wouldn't even invite me to one of my parties. :drink: :drink: :drink:

[PHANTOM EVOLUTION]

The lady that sent your invite Jon, is soooooooo sorry she got your name wrong, that she has organised something very special for you !!!!!! God Help You !!!! if the day all goes to plan it should be fun

[Jon Fuller]

Originally posted by PHANTOM EVOLUTION
she has organised something very special for you !!!!!! God Help You !!!!

Gulp!!! Oh my god! is it gonna be something my wife will approve of?

Looking forward to it! see ya there.

JF

[Captain Chaos]

Jon.................she married you.....................I dont think theres much she can disaprove of!

[Jon Fuller]

Originally posted by Captain Chaos
Jon.................she married you.....................I dont think theres much she can disaprove of!

Well I guess so, I am pretty perfect, just ask Carl.:D

[Captain Chaos]

erm.............you want me to ask one bloke about another bloke??

I may have had single-sex education..........but those kinda phone calls are a bridge too far!

[Jon Fuller]

Don't knock it till ya try it, or are you speaking from experience?

[Carl]

perfect........................or so i thought........................................i guess the driving lessons will come in handy:bang: :D

[Jon Fuller]

yeah, i still can't quite grasp parallel parking

[Rogue Wave]

Once a minsa always a minsa:booty: :booty: :booty:

[Rogue Wave]

Have a nice time tomorrow!

[Jon Fuller]

I understand I'll be seeing you there!

[Captain Chaos]

Have a good'n all,

i was tempted to lazer myself a copy of your invite Jon, but thought feck it......I dont need any lessons:)

[Rogue Wave]

Have a nice time tomorrow!

[Johnny Rocket]

Stuart you nobber, have you lost your phone again?

[Rogue Wave]

Originally posted by Matt
No, he know's exactly where it is.

The bottom of the itchen!! :drain:

this is so true! It's functioning now and I shall pick up my messages!

[Jon Fuller]

What a charmer!

[Rogue Wave]

It was gArfies tobacco tin, it was good to see him there actually:worthy: :worthy: :worthy:

[Jon Fuller]

Well the Neil Holmes 'school opening' was a gas! I missed the 'on the water' bit, earlier in the day, and arrived at the old customs house casino for drinks, food and presentations.

A large selection of guests filled the casino ranging from current and 'ex' racers, to press representatives from many well known boating mags.

Mr 'Sport Rib', Mark Pascoe, took up his usual position of deeply sarcastic compare, dishing out plenty of fun awards dressed with his own unique style.

On arrival, Rowgscratcher greeted me and I couldn't help but notice his trousers were soaked from the waist down! I never got to the bottom of what this liquid was, but it appeared to have a yellow tinge to it and a rather odd odour :sick:

I was even presented with my own award, in the form of a 'Neil Holmes Powerboat School' T shirt enscribed on the back with the CORRECT spelling of my name. :lol:lol:

A very convivial afternoon/evening was had, with plenty of chuckleizing with 'the scratcher' (as in Rowg), Gordon McMath, MP, Gill & Clive Williams (Drivers Wharf) and many others, plus a bit of drinking and chomping on excellent grub provided.

A constant supply of drinks served by very pretty young things wearing......well not much, was very welcome, but made conversation hard at times.

A lady came up to me and asked "Are you Jon Fuller?" OH OH! here we go, I thought! then she intoduced herself as Mrs RHINO (wife and co-pilot of racer & boatmad forum member RHINO) and went on to explain how boatmad had destroyed her life as she had known it, with RHINO checking the 'goss' on boatmad at any opportunity! ...ooops, sorry Mrs Peedell!.

Best line of the day has to be from Gill (Williams) who, whilst talking about racing and how it all was a few years back, asked me with a dead straight face "You used to have really big balls didn't you?" :speechles I stuttered a bit and asked her what exactly did she mean, and she said you know, dinner-dances and awards evenings,that sort of thing! oh yes, loads I replied, phew thought for a moment she'd been horribly miss-informed!

I'm hoping to get some of the official pics of the day emailed to me, which I'll post if and when they arrive.

JF

[Captain Chaos]

Originally posted by Johnson
"You used to have really big balls didn't you?" JF

well you did have to Race with the other chuckle brother!

[glen76]

so how do we get hold of this racing school?? jf have you got a phone number or web address?? anyone?

glen

[Jon Fuller]

You can call Neil at his school on 02380 232365

[glen76]

thanks