Happy Birthday Cookee!

[Louise]

Hope you have a great day! :three:

[Cookee]

Thanks Mrs Nobber! :drink:

[Jon Fuller]

happy b-day nobba! ;)

Here, have a strip-a-gram :boobs:


And.........spill the beans! how old are you, you old git.

[Jon]

Happy Birthday Cookee. :up: :cheers:

[Night Nurse]

Happy birthday Cookee! Have a good birthday!

Will Nurse C-24

[The gArfish]

fuk mee dat yeers gon kwik. i reemembur kukees birfday lasst tyme. i fink itt waz egsakly a yeer agow todaiy. hee powstid a pik ov iz fkin birfday caik wich waz a raicebote wiv de enjin forlin orf. jus lyke de reel fing.

i dont trusst dem devun hilbilys. az sewen az yorr fkin bakks tirned thayel nikk yorr fkin iyeborl an den cum bakk an skwat inn de sokkit.

wel eym de furst fkker too av gott threee redd blobbs onn de ribnit. eym sow prowd. evun dem bastuds manoos an codspawn av ownly gott wan.

gArf

[Cookee]

Johnson - none of your beeswax! - Matt - feck off - you can't be that far behind! Mr Garfish - it's not your fkin iyeborls you've got too look out for!



Everyone else - thank you for your kind words!




:drink: :brown: :drink: :brown: :cheers:

[Ben]

Aren't you supposed to be in Key West?

Happy birthday all the same.

[Ginger Minge]

Happy birthday, honey! :three:

[Cookee]

Originally posted by Ned
Aren't you supposed to be in Key West?

Happy birthday all the same.

Hi Ned - I was never going to Key West although I am going to Miami for the boat show!

Hi Ginger Thankya honey! :wave:

[Ben]

Oops. Next I'll be confusing Cancun with Calcutta. They are the same place aren't they?

[Jon Fuller]

Oi! you avent told us how old you are yet nobba!

[Jon Fuller]

It matters to me, I wanna take the piss!

[Cookee]

Originally posted by Johnson
Oi! you avent told us how old you are yet nobba!

You're absolutely correct Mr Johnson - Ok first person guesses correct first time gets 4 BananaShark stickers (pushing the boat out here!), second guess 2 stickers and third guess just the 1 - fair enough?

By the way went out in Kingsbridge on Tuesday night and I'm sure I saw some tumbleweed blow down Fore Street! Went into the newly refurbished "Ship" and we were the only ones there! I think everyone is going to the "Extravaganza" On Saturday so we are not going to Plymouth now but staying in Kingsbridge.

[Louise]

43.

And you really know how to go wild and crazy! Kingsbridge Extravaganza - woo hoo! On second thoughts I reckon you must've just celebrated your 60th! ;p;

[Cookee]

Originally posted by Matt
46

How did you do that? 6 Minutes and we have a winner! :asshole: !

PM me your address and they'll be in the post later! Congratulations - at least Johnson's got his answer and he probably didn't want a sticker anyway!

Actually Jon PM me yours and I'll send you a couple anyway! :hugegrin:

[Jon Fuller]

46!.........Kinell :aaahhh: yoov had a hard life Cook's :D

Mebbe it's all that moderatin on the fairy site's worn ye out

What's gonna happen to the F1 boats like Jackie n Max if F2 is now F1?

And wotz Mantoss gonna do when he arrives with his 5 million hp 7.8 Foulcoon next year?...lob him in 1.3 to give the useless nob a chance :lol:lol:


PS. off topic I know, but hey

[Cookee]

Originally posted by Johnson
46!.........Kinell :aaahhh: yoov had a hard life Cook's :D

Mebbe it's all that moderatin on the fairy site's worn ye out


What's gonna happen to the F1 boats like Jackie n Max if F2 is now F1?

And wotz Mantoss gonna do when he arrives with his 5 million hp 7.8 Foulcoon next year?...lob him in 1.3 to give the useless nob a chance :lol:lol:

Thank you for your kind words!

Jackie and Max have packed in - Just John Lindsay and "Ice" left and he just wants to go round for the technical challenge of getting the thing on the plane I think!

I think everyone knows what I think of Manos - he even went on OSO asking about the Chaudron "Phantoms" of Malta - did he really expect anyone in the US to know anything about a small "splasher" in Malta - most of them havn't heard of Europe so how are they going to know about Malta! :laugh:


By the way Richard Strawford (Ribellion) is coming out with an Evinrude 3.3 200 hp HO on a Pascoe next year! Lots of torque!

[Jon Fuller]

So if someone were to buy Jackie or Max's boat, they'd have to run in 'RIB Open'?

'Small Splasher'! hmhmmm, kinda defines the man himself (Mantoss, the UK's Greek Mythology expert)

(Is it Myth, or Just Fiction :lol:lol:)

[Jon Fuller]

He doesn't, he knows full well they're different, coz back before the Baja days, it was discussed on here.

He grabbed a pic off a tee shirt on the phantom USA site, and I had to straighten the tossa out about the Atlantic being between .co.uk and .com with respect to phantom boats...Double :wank:

[Jon Fuller]

No, the wanker comment was aimed straight at Mantoss, Phantom USA make nice boats, and feckin quick too.

[Jon Fuller]

Originally posted by Matt
You might have told him, that doesn't mean he listened.
http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1109007#post1109007

Yeah, I'd seen that. ...wot a nob