project for matt

[simon johnston]

:D

[Jon Fuller]

Originally posted by Matt
Nice!

In a pig-ugly 60's shitter kinda way!

[Ben]

But just think of its nice low hours big block.

[Captain Chaos]

Looks like its got your name on it Matt!:no:

[Jon Fuller]

You could at least get it straight for the streak of piss!

[Jon Fuller]

Or was it deliberately 'crooked' to represent the SOP's personality? :D :lol:lol:

[Captain Chaos]

dont have the graphic skills!

[Jon Fuller]

Originally posted by Captain Chaos
dont have the graphic skills!
:cry: :yawn: :wank: :zzz: :headbang:

Don't give me that you lazy fkkr

[Jon Fuller]

Have you got Photoshop?

[Captain Chaos]

Yes I've got last years complete adobe suite........you want to "borrow" it?

[Captain Chaos]

sorry 2001's.............feck time flys

[Jon Fuller]

Actually I was gonna offer you PS7 if you didn't have it.

What does 'complete Adobe Suite' contain then?

[Jon Fuller]

I've got Photoshop 7.0

Premiere 7 pro

Imageready ?? not sure of 'V'

[Jono]

Originally posted by Jonny
In a pig-ugly 60's shitter kinda way!

....actually, I find it quite tasteful...:D

[Captain Chaos]

The decent version i've got is PS fkin 6.0!!!!!! with illustrator 10 and Imageready and other shit that i never use. I hace somewhere PS Sp? i think but its really glitchy!

The software i most often use is a Gerber Specific product that isnt that dissimilar to AI but is a little more eeejit proof.

Thats why i lurv it.

of course, i did Matts Campers fine bodywork in paint.

[Captain Chaos]

Dont mention brown fingerpaint, it reminds me of a horrific holiday story!

[Jon Fuller]

Originally posted by Captain Chaos
The decent version i've got is PS fkin 6.0!!!!!!

If you want PS 7, and Premiere pro 7, I'll send em 2 ya.

For the type of video editing we do for home n furum use, Roxio 7 VideoWave is a whole lot easier to use, and recognises just about any video format, so if you want that, I have it also.

[Jon Fuller]

Originally posted by Captain Chaos
Dont mention brown fingerpaint, it reminds me of a horrific holiday story!

I dunno, you and your 'mates'! :speechles
Frankly, what you bender boyz get up to in the tent, is of no interest to me! :sick:

[Captain Chaos]

Beleive me...............Its worse than that!!! I am mentally scarred FOR LIFE!!

please, no discuusion about Chocolate M&M's........the ironduke will blow more gasketts than simons boat:drain:

[JamesM]

Originally posted by Jonny
Have you got Photoshop?

Nope :D

[Jon Fuller]

You're not the famous 'Loch Ness Monster' hoaxer are you?

[JamesM]

Hoax?

Dont know what your talking about :D :bolt:

[Jon Fuller]

ARE-YOU-A-HOAXER?

[JamesM]

Would you be holding a camerra whilst your boat pointing at the bottom or an airplane?

[Jon Fuller]

No, but I'm fairly sane, However, I can't vouch for you :D

[JamesM]

I did try. I even took the camerra out with me in the rough, but I was strugling to take 2 fingers off the wheel to trim the motor. So..................

:D

The other 3 in the thread 'one handed driving' were photoshop'd too. Notice my attention to detail, revcounter and battery gauge needles, brown water, lens flare etc. The boat was sat in my drive. The sea, sky, and plane pics were all found on the internet. Motion blur, resizeing and saving as a jpeg hides alot :D

[Captain Chaos]

Originally posted by Jonny
No, but I'm fairly sane

I think you'll find half the criminals in britain are innocent........and half the people in mental institutions are sane!!


YOU SIR, ARE NOT SANE
:brain:

[Jon Fuller]

Am so!

Good hoax mr boat dood

[Jon]

Originally posted by Jonny
I've got Photoshop 7.0

Premiere 7 pro

Imageready ?? not sure of 'V'


Im using the latest version of "Yoffies Fingerbobs". :drain:

Not sure weather i prefer scampi to the tortoise though!

[Jon]

I altered this picture using "Yoffies Fingerbobs" . .. .

The boat was originally on a trailer in my driveway and i superimposed it onto a picture of the Solent on a bright summers day. The Driver and co-pilot are actually busy bodies. I painted the helmets orange and added them to the overall picture.

Great hey?

[Jon]

Heres another,

[simon johnston]

Originally posted by Johnny Boat Dude
Nope :D the boats on the trailer , the trailer is on the slip way , and its come unhitched fro the car as a plane flew by !!!!! :D

[TheOrs]

Originally posted by Johnny Boat Dude

The other 3 in the thread 'one handed driving' were photoshop'd too. Notice my attention to detail, revcounter and battery gauge needles, brown water, lens flare etc. The boat was sat in my drive. The sea, sky, and plane pics were all found on the internet. Motion blur, resizeing and saving as a jpeg hides alot :D

NO!

1st David Blunkett, now you. Is there no-one I can believe in anymore?

All I need now is to find out Tony Blair isn't actually "a really nice guy" & all my heroes will be debunked in one day!

[JamesM]

Dont get me wrong, I do drive like that just not whilst holding a camera :D