Who fancies

[Jon Fuller]

A pre season pub meet in say, April?
I'm not talking about a full on vid night type of thing, just a get together for some talking bollix and a few bevvies.

Mebbe in the Sarfampton area.

anyone remotely interested?

[Burty]

count me in. Ill talk Cyco into it as well this time:D

Recon Mr I like a drink Gav will also be in attendance ;)

[Captain Chaos]

Yes...I reckon Boatmads resident Alki will come along

...........as will I. If its more than 25% behatches then I'll try my best at getting Lea to attend by bribing her with choKie & toasted cheese sandwiches:D

[Matt]

I'd be up for it.

[Captain Chaos]

and Mrs Matt?

[Matt]

Hopefully.

[Adam]

Sounds good to me

[Jon Fuller]

Originally posted by Matt
Hopefully.
will she be bringing her handbag collection?

[Captain Chaos]

where & when you thinking Jon?

[Jon Fuller]

I'm open to suggestions, it's just an idea at the moment

[Captain Chaos]

Mate...........I'm orf to sarf-hampton on sat.........so i'll give the forum some feedback on what i remember of the venues i frequent

[Night Nurse]

we could be up for that i we have a date in advance, so we can organise things!!

Will Nurse

[Louise]

Mr Nobber and I will probably be able to make it. :cheers:

[Bad Boy 717]

Yeovil, that little village just outside Southampton would be fine for Bad Boy and his crew!!!

[Gav]

:drink: :drink: :drink: :dizzy: :drink: :puker: :drink: :snooz:


Sounds good to me!

Sue used to live in southampton, so i used to visit a heck of alot i will see if we can recomend somewhere ............. do you want southampton town or somewhere a little quieter?

Oi burty and chaos you pair make me out to be a rite pisshead!

:devil:

[Captain Chaos]

sorry "Fun Bobby"!

[Gav]

Originally posted by Captain Chaos
sorry "Fun Bobby"!

wtf is a fun bobby? is that cockerney rymin slang, like syrup of fig?

[Captain Chaos]

no....he was the only hilarious character in "Friends"......he was a real top bloke.....life & soul of the party.......but he was an alcoholic!!

when they sobered him up and got him on the wagon, he was a really dull fella

for some reason......the drunk part reeminded me of you & ya cheesy grin:D

[Gav]

oh that fun bobby:bang:

ere wot you doin in s'ton on the weekend for then?, on the pop?
i like it there............great thai resteraunt, and ....branigans!(where i met sue), and jongleurs....... and flares..... party on dude!

[Matt]

Is this do gonna be a biggun then? Do I need to book a room somewhere?

[Burty]

Travel inn southampton city centre. £54.95 per room per night.
5 mins walk from the high street, 2 mins drive from drivers wharf (i know cus i stayed there monday night:D

[Burty]

Originally posted by Burty
Travel inn southampton city centre. £54.95 per room per night.
5 mins walk from the high street, 2 mins drive from drivers wharf (i know cus i stayed there monday night:D

I mean i stayed at the travel inn, not at drivers wharf:D

[Gav]

Originally posted by Burty
Travel inn southampton city centre. £54.95 per room per night.
5 mins walk from the high street, 2 mins drive from drivers wharf (i know cus i stayed there monday night:D

Our freinds house, £00.00 per nite 2 mins up road from grosvenor casino, Which is where i'll be when yer all catchin zzzzzzz:snooz: :drain: :pirate:

[Burty]

Originally posted by Gav
Our freinds house, £00.00 per nite 2 mins up road from grosvenor casino, Which is where i'll be when yer all catchin zzzzzzz:snooz: :drain: :pirate:

I may join you, at the casino that is;)

[Gav]

Originally posted by Burty
I may join you, at the casino that is;)

eh burty our "freind" is single female;)

[Burty]

Originally posted by Gav
eh burty our "freind" is single female;)

Maybe I can also stay for free too then;)
got a piccy of her?

[Captain Chaos]

whay waste her on Rob!!

I'm staying at that there fandangled Travel Inn Place on Sat night............If we have a do in april, it may be all repaird by then!

[Gav]

Originally posted by Burty
Maybe I can also stay for free too then;)
got a piccy of her?

Here you are isnt she a peach!

[Burty]

Originally posted by Captain Chaos
whay waste her on Rob!!

I'm staying at that there fandangled Travel Inn Place on Sat night............If we have a do in april, it may be all repaird by then!

i stayed on the fifth floor, funnyly enough the bar was on that floor too:D

[Burty]

Originally posted by Gav
Here you are isnt she a peach!

gav she looks alright but i feel a little young for me

[Matt]

Reckon it could be a match made in heaven for you Burty.

[Gav]

Rob shes only 3ft tall:hump:

[Jon]

Pack it in Gav,

I'm Southampton Born & Bred mate and there's no fekkn way that bird would be able to reside within the town.

[Gav]

Get on wiv ya, i ve seen em queing up to get into flares:sick:

[Jon]

Yes mate,

But they have come up from Portsmouth on the coach for the night, they dont reside in Southampton.

[Gav]

nah, only joking R-dup its a great place with nice people too.....

[Jon Fuller]

Anyone thinking of staying at that hotel best make sure you don't have a room overlooking the fkkn railway line!....like what me and the missus (fuller that is) did :bang:

Nice little 6am alarm call by British Rail.

[Jon]

Originally posted by Gav
nah, only joking R-dup its a great place with nice people too.....

Are we talking about the same Town! :D

[Gav]

blind man would be glad to see it:eek:

[Jon]

Originally posted by Jonny
Nice little 6am alarm call by British Rail.

And Fleas, dysentry and Pakis pissing in your sink!

[Burty]

Originally posted by Jonny
Anyone thinking of staying at that hotel best make sure you don't have a room overlooking the fkkn railway line!....like what me and the missus (fuller that is) did :bang:

Nice little 6am alarm call by British Rail.

Yup i had one of them but enough :drink: the night before soon drowns it out:D

[Gav]

Originally posted by Burty
Yup i had one of them but enough :drink: the night before soon drowns it out:D

shame hes T Total!!!

[Jon Fuller]

Originally posted by Matt
Is this do gonna be a biggun then? Do I need to book a room somewhere?

You could book your bad self a room on the 'nail'!

(best take an ice scraper to scrape the mould off the headlining first tho')

[Matt]

You cheeky fkkr!!! :hot:

[Jon Fuller]

Only pointing out the error of your ways, ie, being too fkkn mean to put a de-humidifier/and/or heater in the fkkr!

[Jon Fuller]

:lol:lol: :lol:lol: :lol:lol: :hugegrin:

[Jon Fuller]

G-D-Honkentash!

[Jon]

Matt,

Greens ok, but i think you can overdo it a bit.

How bad is it? nasty stuff.:puker:

[Matt]

More to the point, would the power stay plugged in long enough to make a difference?

[Jon Fuller]

Originally posted by Matt
More to the point, would the power stay plugged in long enough to make a difference?

Stop it!.... I'm going down 2morrow

[Jon Fuller]

Originally posted by R-Don
Matt,

Greens ok, but i think you can overdo it a bit.

How bad is it? nasty stuff.:puker:

Like a fkkn Triffid!!!:aaahhh:

[Matt]

I'm gonna try and get down at the weekend - and take the fkkn heater with me that I bought about a month ago.

[Jon]

Is water leaking in?

Ive had a bit of water coming in from the Bow rails. The thing is, it hasnt come through the head lining but you can feel it squishing about between the headlinig and the top deck!:speechles

[Jon Fuller]

You need to find a organism that eats mould, make sure it's fkkn hungry, and lock in ya boat for a month!

[Jon]

:drain: :well:

[Jon Fuller]

Originally posted by R-Don
The thing is, it hasnt come through the head lining but you can feel it squishing about between the headlinig and the top deck!:speechles

Kinnell!!!!!!:bolt:

[Matt]

Nah, it leaks in round the tonneau.

[Matt]

Anyway, I think you'll find that's standard Formula build kwality from 1990.

[Jon Fuller]

It leaks out of the fkkn stringers more like :lol:lol:

[Jon]

Originally posted by Matt
Nah, it leaks in round the tonneau.

So your just getting water into the cockpit then?

How come your cabin is mouldy?

[Matt]

Cos the fkkr's been leaking for 15 years!

[Jon Fuller]

is that all?

[Jon Fuller]

So how many nobbas dy'a reckon we could muster for this pub meet?

10....15?

We could organise summat at the Waterfront bar/restaraunt (Shamrock Quay)

[Jon]

Recent photo's of an 80's Wine bar . . . .

[Jon]

The kitchen . . . . . .

[Jon]

And the Gentlemans Lounge . . . . .

[Jon Fuller]

So where are the saggy bags of stagnant water hangin from d ceiling?

[Jon Fuller]

Looks bigger inside than my fkkr!

[Captain Chaos]

Jonny...........unless it clashes with me mates wedding (dont know that date, will check with me social secretary), I'll deffo be there......If Lea is washing her hair again.....i'll rope in a lesser organism to join me as my latest gay-date!

BTW "going to Leviathan tomorrow".........Do some work man, its a thursday!


Matt............If you are at DW on sat/ sun...........shall i pop by with a hot cuppa 4 ya?

[Louise]

Nice soft furnishings. :D Very colour co-ordinated. Are you the whizz on the sewing machine or is that Mrs R-Don?

[Jon]

Nah, its not that bad Jon.

I just noticed that the headlining was damp at the front of the cabin on one side, an area about the size of my fist. It looks like the rain has been getting in through the bow rail fittings on the Port side (Nautical term there) and running forwards to find the lowest level. I dont expect the total amount of water there would half fill a tea cup. :lol:lol:

[Jon Fuller]

Originally posted by Captain Chaos
BTW "going to Leviathan tomorrow".........Do some work man, its a thursday!

Mebbe it is, but I aint werkin 2 morrow, but I is on sunday/monday innit

[Jon]

Originally posted by Mrs Nobber
Nice soft furnishings. :D Very colour co-ordinated. Are you the whizz on the sewing machine or is that Mrs R-Don?

Believe it or not, the cushions are the original Factory Option cushions that the first owner ordered when he bought the boat new 15 years ago.

[Captain Chaos]

ooo eeer a 3 day week is it now? dont go stressin yaself....i dont want your ticker packin-up on ya!

[Matt]

OK, I'll send ya a text if I'm going, it'll defo be sat if anything.

Originally posted by Captain Chaos
Jonny...........unless it clashes with me mates wedding (dont know that date, will check with me social secretary), I'll deffo be there......If Lea is washing her hair again.....i'll rope in a lesser organism to join me as my latest gay-date!

BTW "going to Leviathan tomorrow".........Do some work man, its a thursday!


Matt............If you are at DW on sat/ sun...........shall i pop by with a hot cuppa 4 ya?

[Matt]

R-Dup, is your's an SS or an LS?

[Jon]

Originally posted by Jonny
Looks bigger inside than my fkkr!

Got any pics to hand Jon?

[Louise]

Originally posted by R-Don
Believe it or not, the cushions are the original Factory Option cushions that the first owner ordered when he bought the boat new 15 years ago.
Guess they haven't seen a lot of action in those 15 years? :D

Sorry - I'm being silly. Is the whole interior in original condition? Pretty amazing if it is. How long have you had her?

[Jon]

Originally posted by Matt
R-Dup, is your's an SS or an LS?

SS.

[Matt]

Yeh, the interior's hold up really well, the cushions etc are very stain resistant. :bolt:

[Jon]

Originally posted by Mrs Nobber
Guess they haven't seen a lot of action in those 15 years? :D

Sorry - I'm being silly. Is the whole interior in original condition? Pretty amazing if it is. How long have you had her?

Yes the whole boat is original with 175 hours on the meter.

She was originally bought new by the owner of a Holiday Company and was kept in a boat house on Lake Windermere. She was subsequently owned by another person and also kept on Windermere until last June when i bought her and put her in the salty stuff.

[Matt]

Here ya go r-dup:
http://www.mattyorke.com/images/misc/formula242ss.JPG

[Gav]

Look at these two comparing interiors! they'll have their tape measures out soon:well: :drain:

[Jon]

The funny thing is that when i went to see her the first time, a certain "Soap Star" was going through the process of buying her but then had to pull out because they were refused Finance.

With a disheartened Vendor i was able to slip in with a cash offer to save the day and bag myself a bargain in the process. :up:

[Jon]

Originally posted by Matt
Here ya go r-dup:
http://www.mattyorke.com/images/misc/formula242ss.JPG

Cheers matt.:up:

What is that from?

[Louise]

She does look like she's in amazingly good condition.

So c'mon then, who was the 'soap star'?

[Jon Fuller]

clues as to the soap stars ID?

[Jon]

Originally posted by Gav
Look at these two comparing interiors! they'll have their tape measures out soon:well: :drain:

Gav,

Did you notice how the seats are straight?:lol:lol:

[Louise]

God you're as much of a gossip as I am! :D

[Jon Fuller]

Moi?

[Matt]

From the Formula specifications and performance guide, 1st edition, 1990

Originally posted by R-Don
Cheers matt.:up:

What is that from?

[Jon Fuller]

Fkkn anorak!

[Gav]

Originally posted by MR R-Dup my seats are straighter than yours
Gav,

Did you notice how the seats are straight?:lol:lol:

aww ok perhaps i had a heavy night before i put em in!

[Jon]

Originally posted by Jonny
clues as to the soap stars ID?

Well the thing is, i dont know his name cos im not a soap fan but he is on Coronation Street. I might be wrong but i think he plays the son of the irish geezer. Assuming the irish geezer is still in it of course.

Two months after i bought it i saw a program about pleasure boating on the TV and he was in it explaining how he likes water skiing and messing about on the lakes. I wasnt impressed with the boat he was in though.

[Matt]

Pot...Kettle...Black

Originally posted by Jonny
Fkkn anorak!

[Jon Fuller]

Originally posted by Matt
Pot...Kettle...Black

:D

[Captain Chaos]

Originally posted by Matt
OK, I'll send ya a text if I'm going, it'll defo be sat if anything.

great, itd'd be nice to see ya. let me know asap as i may opt for the quad biking instead of a look round Drivers.

I'll be with happy giraffe, the original LSOP!

[Cookee]

Might make the effort to come up from sunny Devon for the night - can anyone recomend a place without a british rail early morning alarm call? I got lucky last time I was there and got a room on the front - unlikely to happen twice!

[Jono]

Originally posted by Jonny
......
We could organise summat at the Waterfront bar/restaraunt (Shamrock Quay)

Feck' off! There's a right bunch of unsavoury characters taken up residence down there, so I've heard......:seaman:

[Tony Davis]

Who, Pete7's fan club!:D :D :D :D :D

[Jon]

Originally posted by Jono
Feck' off! There's a right bunch of unsavoury characters taken up residence down there, so I've heard......:seaman:

Who's that Jono?

The only unsavoury characters ive been made aware of is the two Queers that work in the pub at the weekends.

The only other unsavoury characters are the "Water Rats" that ecke a living off of the river bank.

[Jono]

RIBnobba invasion coming to a disused office near you..........:seaman:

[Jon]

Thanks for the warning Jono,

Im sure they will fit in well with some of the other shit outfits in "Glamrock Quay".:lol:lol:

Right, now ive got to find another Marina:cry:

[Jon]

Getting back on track,

I'm sure that the "Waterfront" has a license to open til 1.00am on fridays and saturdays.

[Foolish]

providing they sell "Bud" count me in and

the missus can drive ( hope they sell "Coke" )

:hugegrin:

although i don't know exactly wots happening in april as it's my 40th on the 8th :banana:

[Jon]

Originally posted by Foolish
although i don't know exactly wots happening in april as it's my 40th on the 8th :banana:

Congratulations mate you beat me to it. (The big 40).

PS. They do sell bud.

[Gav]

is there a date yet, need to know soon...........:confused:

[Jon Fuller]

gis a chance

[Gav]

Originally posted by Jonny
gis a chance

sorry:worthy:

i heard you went on a rib trip a while ago and had to get off on the IOW cus it was too wet,:drain:

[Captain Chaos]

that was just his trousers..........the ole gingerbolix's sea legs have gone:D

[Jon Fuller]

Originally posted by Gav
sorry:worthy:

i heard you went on a rib trip a while ago and had to get off on the IOW cus it was too wet,:drain:


Fkkn wet, and Fkkn Cold (December) and no waterproofs (stupid)

As for that Essex twat above, he wouldn't even come out in my boat at the height of summer! :wank:

A terrible trait of the Gay and in-firm

PS. ..you can tell Mainwaring to feck off!

[Captain Chaos]

could it handle that much weight rear of the cabin?

you supply the grab handles, i'll supply the bodyballast

[Gav]

Originally posted by Jonny
Fkkn wet, and Fkkn Cold (December) and no waterproofs (stupid)



PS. ..you can tell Mainwaring to feck off!

:D fancy going to sea in just a pair of designer shades?:bang:

mainwaring?:confused:

[Jon Fuller]

Nah, the atire was ok, it was the choice of vehicle and the time of year that was fkkn stoooooooopid!


I hate having to explain a joke!

Mainwaring, as in Captain Mainwaring.....Dads Army!!

David Manning.....(mainwaring)

mainwaring is pronounced 'mannering'

jeez!

that nob end D Manning is just like Capt Mainwaring, don't ya reckon? fkkn pompous twat

[Gav]

Originally posted by Jonny
Nah, the atire was ok, it was the choice of vehicle and the time of year that was fkkn stoooooooopid!


I hate having to explain a joke!

Mainwaring, as in Captain Mainwaring.....Dads Army!!

David Manning.....(mainwaring)

mainwaring is pronounced 'mannering'

jeez!

OK mardy arse!!!!!!!!!

Feckin dads army! im far too young to know about all that...........

I knew who u were on about but didnt know why u called him mainwaring:headbang: :headbang:

JEEZ!

i better stop there before you go changing my username and avatar and profile..........:laugh: :laugh:

[Captain Chaos]

Originally posted by Jonny
I hate having to explain a joke!


try having my teacle for the day!

[Gav]

Originally posted by Captain Chaos
try having my teacle for the day!

WTF..............another riddle?

[Captain Chaos]

ok, my bird for the day...........................come to think of it, i got no idea why its "treacle"....just one of those pre-installed words us east-end mobsters are born with ;p;

[Matt]

Nah, just another spelling mistake.
Treacle=Treacle Tart=Sweetheart

[Matt]

Oi chaos, gonna try and get down DW tomorra - weather forecast has improved since earlier.

[Captain Chaos]

i will be there, spoke to teamleader Johnson earler.....i'm buying the sausage sangers!

[Matt]

Right Oh. Did you gay boys arrange a time - I said I'd call him when I get up and he took piss saying it'd be dark.

[Jon Fuller]

Originally posted by Captain Chaos
spoke to teamleader Johnson earler...
just bathing my ears now :dizzy:

[Captain Chaos]

sub 30 mins...........you got off lightly

[Captain Chaos]

i'll be leaving sx 11-11.30.............c u 4 sunday lunch

[Burty]

i Left sx at 4.55pm tonight was at the pub in weston by 8.45
didnt do too bad m25 was its usual self

[Jon Fuller]

OK, who can do Sat 16th April?

I reckon we all just pile into the Waterfront bar @ Shamrock Quay, Southampton, where we can order some nosebag, and get a few bevvies, and maybe do a bit of bollockplopping (do a word search if you're confused)

so who's up for it?

if you don't get any joy with a word search, try this:
http://www.boatmadforum.co.uk/showthread.php?s=&threadid=831&highlight=summer

[Gav]

:drink: :drink: :up:

perfik!

[Captain Chaos]

i'll consult my events managment team to see if i'm aloud to go.....i reckon its a winner though

[Jon Fuller]

Ya not bringing that cow!

[Captain Chaos]

Nah both my Moo's hate boats & boatfolk

[Matt]

I'll need to check with Vix.

[Jon Fuller]

Originally posted by Matt
I'll need to check with Vix.

Of course!

[Gav]

:confused: not many takers so far:confused:

come on peeps..........

[Matt]

Yeh Yeh, we're coming.

[Louise]

If toob nobbers are allowed, me and Mr Nobbs'll be there. Probably do a bit of work on the boat during the day then join you for grub, drinkies and banter in the evening. :cheers:

[Matt]

Right, we've booked into the travel inn!

[Captain Chaos]

you dont want to stay there!!! When i did I woke-up feelin really ill :well:

[Matt]

OK, so who's definately coming then?

[Gav]

Originally posted by Matt
OK, so who's definately coming then?

Sue & I.....:up:

[Matt]

Good one!

[Gav]

So so far we have who?

Jonny & mrs f
TD
Matt & Vix
Gav & Sue
Mr Rodney Chaos
Burty (i think he said he was comin)
Cyco (inc Bernico)
Lobbers(possibly)
Mrs nobba & Mr nobba

[Captain Chaos]

Hang on, who said i was comming?

and whay doesnt it say "Mr Chaos (and Phantom)"

[Gav]

Originally posted by Captain Chaos
Hang on, who said i was comming?

and whay doesnt it say "Mr Chaos (and Phantom)"

You better fecking come!

you and phantom!!:drain: You got more chance of shittin in the queens handbag!:drain:

[Captain Chaos]

well if she puts it in my craphouse i might just!

[Captain Chaos]

anyway, being serious.......i honestly cant come....i've just checked my diary and i'm due to teach my pet mongeese to handglide on that day!

[Gav]

Originally posted by Captain Chaos
anyway, being serious.......i honestly cant come....i've just checked my diary and i'm due to teach my pet mongeese to handglide on that day!

:asshole:

[Gav]

Just cus you dont wanna tell anyone you'll be cleaning my "Capri Ghia"!!!!!:well:

[Captain Chaos]

thats the colur i'd have had "SubLime"

[BluFin]

Subject too Kiddie duty I'll be there with +1

[Matt]

Oi Chaos, back on page 1 you said you were coming. So are ya or not?

[Captain Chaos]

when is it again?

I rekon its highly liely that i'll come..............but as you well know i'm a disorganised tosswitt

[Matt]

16th April.

[Burty]

not sure if i can make it yet. :(
gav are we doing swaps c's that day???

[Gav]

Originally posted by Burty
not sure if i can make it yet. :(
gav are we doing swaps c's that day???

yes we can do swapsies that day..........if u come!:bang:

[TheMutzNuts]

so when and where is the next poker run gonna be any one, i cant b bothered to read all 8 pages:D

[Gav]

Originally posted by TheMutzNuts
so when and where is the next poker run gonna be any one, i cant b bothered to read all 8 pages:D

:confused: poker run:confused:

not this thread dude! but then if you had read all 8 pages you would have known that:frog:

[Jon Fuller]

http://rib.net/forum/showthread.php?t=9345

[Gav]

cool!

[Foolish]

:cry: :cry: :cry:

gonna miss this one as 6 workmates are taking me to "Wales" to climb a waterfall or something (worse) :aaahhh: for my 40th

[BluFin]

Scratch one BluFin,
Eldest has gone into Hospital today
catch up at the next one

[Burty]

Can someone give me some directions to the said event please.

What time is everyone thinking of arriving?

[Louise]

Assuming it's still at the Waterfront Bar at Shamrock Quay, have a look here. (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?client=public&X=443500&Y=112500&width=500&height=300&gride=&gridn=&srec=0&coordsys=gb&db=GB&addr1=&addr2=william+street&addr3=&pc=&advanced=&local=&localinfosel=&kw=&inmap=&table=&ovtype=&zm=0&scale=10000&multimap.x=270&multimap.y=144) Shamrock Quay is down William Street on the right hand side as you drive down from Millbank Street. You'll see it written in large metal letters on a brick wall. Drive in and go past Shamrock Chandlery and it's on your left.

We'll probably get there about 7ish? (Earlier if it's cold and/or wet!) :cheers:

[GeorgeMorales]

You guys need any snow to liven up the party?

[Gav]

Originally posted by Burty


What time is everyone thinking of arriving?


i'll be there saturday morning.........

:hugegrin:

[Captain Chaos]

steady on ole son...................you'll be pickled by lunch.

not meaning to sound a bloater..............but is the plan to have eats whilst @ shamrock? or is eatin' cheatin'??

[Gav]

Originally posted by Captain Chaos
steady on ole son...................you'll be pickled by lunch.

not meaning to sound a bloater..............but is the plan to have eats whilst @ shamrock? or is eatin' cheatin'??


:laugh: i'll get a head start ready for when you lightweights arrive!!:laugh:

eat? eat?!!! are u on drugs........liquid lunch! liquid evening meal! when i start to feel :puker: ............ grab a ruby murray:D

that reminds me.........must remember me alka seltzer, gaviscon ,oh yeah and shades!!:cool:

wwwooooossshhhhh:up:

[Captain Chaos]

so whats the final count then?

Mat & Vix
Mr & Mrs Singh
Burty
Cye

[Captain Chaos]

dont faint of shock. but i can confirm, a whopping 40 hrs before the intended event......that me + atleast 1 gay lover will be there.

Matt...........i've got the room next door to you.........so no slap & tickle please!!!!!

[Matt]

I've just cancelled. :D

[Captain Chaos]

thats a shame...........is vix still comming?

[Gav]

Originally posted by Matt
I've just cancelled. :D

you fekkrs 'll give him a complex!!! I'm stayin well away..........Romsey!:drain:

[Louise]

Originally posted by Captain Chaos
so whats the final count then?

Mat & Vix
Mr & Mrs Singh
Burty
Cye

And us! :cheers:

[Captain Chaos]

great

[Jon]

Well im not very Happy!

The met office gave an excellent forecast this morning for tomorrow in southampton. So i thought great, a bit of boating during the afternoon and some old sea shanty's at the waterfront in the evening.

Well its Friday, 6.00pm and its pissing down and dont look like it will be getting much better either.:down:

[JamesM]

Its lovely in Weston-Super-Mare!!! I've just been for a ride on my bicycle. :)

[BluFin]

Originally posted by Jon
Well its Friday, 6.00pm and its pissing down and dont look like it will be getting much better either.:down:


It's clearing up here now. Giving F3 Southerly 10-12 c Sunny periods - Dry


Go For It

[Gav]

Originally posted by BluFin
It's clearing up here now. Giving F3 Southerly 10-12 c Sunny periods - Dry


Go For It


Its moved up here !!! Bleedin sheeting down at the mo!!

[Jon]

Like the old man in the Monty Python film says, "I feel Happy".

This is a picture of the Solent taken at 7.30am this morning.

The sea is calm and the mist will burn off by about 10.30 leaving an excellent day for boating. Hoorah!

[Jon Fuller]

Well we had a scream at the Waterfront bar last night, somewhere approaching midnight, the oul fogies Me & the Mrs) crept off to their boat for some much needed beauty sleep, while all the (foolish) nobbers pissed off to the Casino untill 3am! still, going by the state of them this morning (well only just morning!) it was all worth it.

Had a good tear up and down yesterday and today in the boat, so twoz a generally pleasant weekend.

jf

[Gav]

yeah good weekend!
:cheers: :drink: :drink: :drink: :brown:

[Gav]

:D

[Gav]

:bang:

[Jon Fuller]

Is Chaos 'seat dancing' in that pic?

[Gav]

Thanks to Chaos , a little lite entertainment on the way home!! Canonball run!!

[Gav]

Originally posted by Johnson
Is Chaos 'seat dancing' in that pic?

:drain: l:well:

[Louise]

It was great to see everyone again! Just sorry that once again I didn't get to speak to everyone. So here's to the next meet up! :cheers:

[Gav]

Originally posted by Louise
It was great to see everyone again! Just sorry that once again I didn't get to speak to everyone. So here's to the next meet up! :cheers:

Please tell yr other half sorry !!! I think i talked total bollix to him for ages!!:drain: must of been all that guiness:dizzy:

[Louise]

If I know Richard I think he should be apologising to you - he can talk for England! Sorry I hardly spoke to you or Mrs Gav - must make up for it next time! :)

[Captain Chaos]

Originally posted by Johnson
Is Chaos 'seat dancing' in that pic?

Actually..................WTF am i doing in that photo? I dont recall doing any shaking of the tail feather!!!

Gav...................it certainly was the Guiness & plenty of it me ole son!

[Captain Chaos]

I'll echo all the posts above.................had a great time as did Ace. I think i got a chance to speak to (sorry; i mean "AT") most of the peeps over the evening....................even if it did send one BM member to sleep!!!!!!!!!!!

looking forward to the next meet already. Louise, did i see you going to the boatyard later on in the afternoon??

oh yeh, one final thing............Mr Truck is a comedy genius! :D

[Gav]

Originally posted by Captain Chaos
. I think i got a chance to speak to (sorry; i mean "AT") most of the peeps over the evening

no shit you did:drain: "partymouth":well:

[Louise]

Originally posted by Captain Chaos
Louise, did i see you going to the boatyard later on in the afternoon??

Yeah - where were you? Didn't see you - sorry!

P.S. I've edited out the name of the place as Richard doesn't like to say publicly where we keep the boat - hope that's OK with you? It was great to see you again - next time you have to have a working boat with you! :)

[Captain Chaos]

fingers crossed

[JamesM]

On the way home at 2am on sunday morning in the middle of nowhere driving over the mendips myself and Burty saw an abominable big foot yeti snow man thing on a bit of grass by the side of the road :jaw:

In the end it turned out to be a horse :D but for a moment there we were both like :eek: "WHAT THE F**K IS THAT"

[Burty]

that was after you made me let you drive as i kept dosing whilst driving:(

[Jon Fuller]

This? I'm the only Gay in the Village! (http://www.boatmadforum.co.uk/videos/Chaos combover.wmv)

(this one's only 5 meg Captain, so you should be able to get it after a few hours)

[Matt]

Who could forget!

[Jon Fuller]

:hugegrin:


It reminds me of the bit in 'Ace Ventura Pet Detective' where 'Ace' sees the picture of 'Ray Fincle' on the floor with his dog laying next to it, with it's fur draped over his bonse!.....fincle..Einhorne...Einhorne Fincle.....Einhorne is a man!.....OMG! :speechles :puker:

[Captain Chaos]

Ive had Ace company over the weekend.............whenever he gets in the shower, i insist on singing the crying game at him :well

vid downloading now..........i'm quite miffed as to what it is?

[Captain Chaos]

Just seen the vid..........without sound as i'm at work

either way.....it made me cringe!!! I look like a big noofta!

que - insults from jonny/ matt/ gav/ burty/ TD

[Jon Fuller]

Originally posted by Captain Chaos
que - insults from jonny/ matt/ gav/ burty/ TD

:D :D :hugegrin: :hugegrin: :speechles :wave:

[Captain Chaos]

erm.............i sound like a big noofta 'n all.

but then again, i wanna know why jonny "gay stalker" fuller was filming me with such close zoom anyway?

and listen to his laugh!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jon Fuller]

Originally posted by Captain Chaos
but then again, i wanna know why jonny "gay stalker" fuller was filming me with such close zoom anyway?

Don't remember saying I shot the video, gay boy!

Assumption is the mother of all f*ck-ups!

[Captain Chaos]

Yeh...........I know who was responsible!

he bought a boat yet?

[Jon Fuller]

We're werkin on it

[Captain Chaos]

Originally posted by Johnson
Assumption is the mother of all f*ck-ups!

nah, think you'll find thats my phantom!

[Gav]

Originally posted by Captain Chaos
!

que - insults from jonny/ matt/ gav/ burty/ TD

Pure class!!!

:well:

That took its time to "Rear its ugly head"!!!!

Just goes to show ..... you can run but you cant hide!!

Nice 1:cool:

[Captain Chaos]

blinkin cheek!

maybe you should ask yourself what i'm doing at work......6.40 on a monday evening?

[Burty]

Originally posted by Captain Chaos
blinkin cheek!

maybe you should ask yourself what i'm doing at work......6.40 on a monday evening?

Workin?
nah maybe not:D

[Gav]

Originally posted by Captain Chaos
blinkin cheek!

maybe you should ask yourself what i'm doing at work......6.40 on a monday evening?


AHHH are you doing what i think you are doing..... yr a good lad!!!

:up:

[Captain Chaos]

might be

[Gav]

Originally posted by Captain Chaos
might be


:worthy: :worthy: :worthy:

[Jon Fuller]

Originally posted by Gav
are you doing what i think you are doing.....

Wanking I expect.

[Gav]

Originally posted by Johnson
Wanking I expect.

:aaahhh: :puker:

[ice cream truck]

Originally posted by Captain Chaos
Yeh...........I know who was responsible!

he bought a boat yet?

(in my best shaggy voice) IT WASN'T ME!