tayls fromm de fkin slipwaiy

[The gArfish]

wel i ad a luvverly daiy owt yessterdaiy. missiiss g maid mee sum fkin spamm sanwijjes ann a flassk ov de fkin tee wiv sum orribul biskitts an i tuk mi dekk chare dowen too de slippwaiy too woch de lornchin ov de botes. wot a laff. straynjly enuf itt waz de ribb nobburs dat didd itt de besstest butt itt orlwaiys tuk free howers wot wiv chekkin der sayfity kitt, dryllin oles , innterfaysin de fkin pgs an de hvf an orl dat bollix. der waz wan bastud wiv a rinnka hoo unndidd orl iz straps att de topp ov de slipp an den wanderd wy iz fkin bote fel orf de traylor arf waiy dowen. i waz laffin mi bollix orf i cann tel yew:drain: beecuz der waz a kew ov abowt twennty fkin botes waytin too lornch. wot yew laffin att hee sed. eym laffin att orl dem twatts hoo av cum forr a daiys botin an av noww gott too wate forr a twatt lyke yew too cleer de fkin slipp yew nobbur. anuvver pillok waz lowerin iz manyewel tillt enjin an dropt de fkin skegg onn iz fut. fukk mee hee waz oppin abowt onn de wan fkin legg an den fel ova inn de worter an den iz bote driftid orf wiv de tyde. beecuz ov de kew too lornch der waz fites braykin owt , kidds screemin der likkul fkin heds orf an orl de wimmin wer kewin forr de boggs. wy duz itt taik sow lonng forr dem too av a pis.

anuvver flassh gitt wiv a skii nortiqeu tryed too dryve strayt onn iz traylor butt mist orltofkingevver an endid upp wiv iz boww embedid inn de syde ov a seedoo. de jettski boyy warkt ova an stukk a luvverly rite huk on de nobbur. butt de furst pryze gows too de wannker dat ad fittid a toeborl too de frunt bummpa ov iz lanrowva an waz pushin de bote rarva dan pullin itt. i finnk hee caim orl de waiy fromm lundon lyke dat. de scrowt drowve dowen de slippwaiy att abowt forrty pmh ann forrgott dat lanrowva braiks arr crapp. itt tuk fkin aygis forr itt too sinnk cuz ov de ayr inn de rewfbocks

i finnk eym gowin too by a proppa bote sow az i cann joyn inn de funn:lol:lol:

gArf

[Chrisallse]

Its SPAM not SPAMM you nobber.....

[The gArfish]

Originally posted by Chrisallse
Its SPAM not SPAMM you nobber.....

i fink yew arr beein a bitt fkin pikky jus cuz i speld de wan wurd rong. noboddys fkin purfekkt

gArf

[Chrisallse]

:wink:

[Jono]

Good entertainment value Mr Garfish sir, but....... you missed the one were some bloke who couldn't start 'is rubba boat thingy cause he'd left the eeeelectronickery on and flattened 'is battery....wot a nobba.....

[Jono]

nought to tell... just laffin' at the antics of nobbas.... then promptly tried to launch me boat over the top of the recovery tractor.. well he did say "gie it sum ommer".........doh!:dizzy:

[The gArfish]

Originally posted by Jono
just laffin' at the antics of nobbas....

ifn yew wont too av a laff att sum nobburs gow too yorr neerist fkin nikk. dem plodd arr orl nobburs. i waz deelivverin 10000 bowlin borls too livverpewl inn mi trukk an der waz deez too scowser kidds onn a fkin mowtor byke hoo ad browke dowen. i tryed too ficks de bastud fing butt itt waz nakkerd sow i putt de scowsers an de byke inn de bakk ov de trukk wiv de bowlin borls. stoppin too elp dem ad maid mee lait sow i putt mi fut dowen a bitt. de plodd puld mee forr fkin speedin de bastuds. wot yew gott inn de bakk sed plod. scowser egggs sed i. hee ad a kwik luk an gott onn iz fkin raydio an sed imeedyait asistunce rekwired, eyve stopt a fkin trukk wiv 10000 scowser egggs inn itt an too ov de basstuds av orlreddy atched an thayve nikked a fkin mowtorbyke orlreddy:bang:

gArfarray wakk

[bogib]

:lol:lol: :cheers:

[Louise]

Oi Missus. What's with the 3 green blobs? You can't give yourself credibility points !!! :no:

[Louise]

Ta. Did you give me both? :)

[willowkis]

gArf....... keep your stories coming, you sure are keeping me amused.... :drain:

[The gArfish]

wel eyve sean itt fkin orl noww. dis ribba waz fechin iz fkin bote owt ov de worter toodaiy ann hee puld itt too de topp ov de fkin slipp. den hee gott a jenerayter owt ov iz carr an den hee gott a fkin jetwosh masheen owt an appily startid woshin iz bote. hee waz woshin an wistlin lyke a fkin sannd boy wen de jett pikt upp a seem ov de fkin toob. itt peeld of orl de waiy rownd an de toob wennt dowen wiv a bigg fkin farrtin noyze. dat stopt de fkker wistlin i cann tel yew:laugh:

der waz anuvver fkker wiv a vennom 21 wiv yammi 200 onn itt hoo thort hee waz de mutts nakkers. i axed im abowt de istory ov de fkin bote an hee sed hee noo fuk orl abowt itt. gud jobb reely cuz thay reely maik de boddies forr isecreem vanns an wen thayve gott no awders thay bild a fkin bote insted. hee shud av corld itt stopp mee an fkin by wan

gArf

[willowkis]

gArf....... what can I say............ but THANKS again for the entertainment...:drain:

[jackeen's Missus]

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