Stowlen

[The gArfish]

sum fkker az stowlen de fkin cabb ofn mi fkin trakter. i bett itts dem fkin gippos orr dem bastud scowsers. reeward offerd forr informashun az too itts fkin wareabowts.

gArf

[jackeen's Missus]

I'm sure I've seen that somewhere?

What's the reward first???

Missus:D

[The gArfish]

Originally posted by jackeen's Missus
What's the reward first???

too munfs imoonitty fromm bein shott att.

gArf

[jackeen's Missus]

I could use that!!!Considering the recent attacks!!

Up it to two years' Platinum Immunity and I'll shop me mate

Missus:D

[The gArfish]

Originally posted by jackeen's Missus
Up it to two years' Platinum Immunity and I'll shop me mate


yew dryve a harrd deel missis butt dats lyke axin forr de mewn an de starrs.

3 munfs an dats mi lasst offfer

gArf

[jackeen's Missus]

OK that should get me through most of the summer...:D

OK now pay attention...


'Look to the North'

Missus (witchspeak)

[The gArfish]

Originally posted by jackeen's Missus
'Look to the North'

dats a bitt fkin obbskewer. av yew bin reedin dat fkin shaykespeer agen .yew cud bee rite. dem fkin iselannders nik enyfing. yewl av too doo beter dan dat mississ.

gArf

[jackeen's Missus]

:D

'Hear the skirl of the pipes..'

Missus (witchspeak)

[The gArfish]

Originally posted by jackeen's Missus
Missus (witchspeak)

sow yew sirvent ov hecates, yew blakk an midnite hagg hoo plotts mischeef agaynst de gArfish wiv charrms an spels

spil de beens hoo dun itt

gArf

[jackeen's Missus]

'He but uses two letters in his name'

Missus (hagspeak)

[jackeen's Missus]

.'..but you muck it up all the same....'

Missus ( rhyming hagspeak)

[The gArfish]

Originally posted by jackeen's Missus
'He but uses two letters in his name'


aaaah itts dat fkin meme. i noo itt waz a scowser


gArf

[jackeen's Missus]

'Meme was a clever thought:D
But thee must look further North...'

Missus (bad rhymer)

[The gArfish]

Originally posted by jackeen's Missus
But thee must look further North...'



i downt fink enyboddy livvs firther norf dan livverpewl duz thay.
yorr plaiyin gaims. de deel iz orf. i reccomennd............


gArf

[jackeen's Missus]

STOP!!!!

'Before the slaughter has begun
I tell you JW is the one'

Missus (haggling over and out?):D

[The gArfish]

:lol:lol: :lol:lol:

[jw.]

:D

[bogib]

:D :drink: :cheers: :up: :up:

[Chrisallse]

.....I Say, Garfie old chap, you really are being an awful cad...is there no honour in you at all...even the most frightful of those disagreeable traveller chaps seem rather sophisticated when compared to you.....Missus is held in the highest esteem by the gentle folk of Boatmad and if you persist in this appalling tirade of abuse and menace then we will have no alternative but to sentence you to the most draconian retribution known to man...................you will be exiled to Wales and forced to crew for MeMe.:jaw:

[Rogue Wave]

gArfie, that was masseyvley funny

[jackeen's Missus]

Originally posted by Chrisallse
Missus is held in the highest esteem by the gentle folk of Boatmad

Gentleman Chris. (I see what you mean Willow:up: )

Learn from the master all you ruffians.

That'll be three months' amnesty then gArF.

[Rogue Wave]

Originally posted by Chrisallse
[BMissus is held in the highest esteem by the gentle folk of Boatmad .:jaw: [/B]

Personally I think missus is bossy, but witty

[Rogue Wave]

Originally posted by rowg waiv
gArfie, that was masseyvley funny

Come on gArfie, I thought an international type person such as yourself would have picked up that I involvoed the name of a tractor manufacturere

[Chrisallse]

Originally posted by rowg waiv
Personally I think missus is bossy, but witty

Exactly..all the qualities required to be a Top Missus

[jackeen's Missus]

You so win again Chrisallse...soaring like a Falcon above all of them...

Why the Massey Ferguson Waver?

And I'm not Bossy...RIGHT!!!!!!!

Missus:D

[Jon Fuller]

Mebbe his name should be 'JCB Walker' lol (sorry Jeff, only messin)

[cashbrain]

http://offshorepowerboat.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=334

Garf...I just wanted let you know that we are on the lookout!!
C'mon back to OPB...we miss you !!!

[Tall dark and ugly]

[i]Originally posted by The gArfish- dem fkin iselannders nik enyfing.

gArf [/B]

Iguess u arent talkin about the damn fine people from the channel islands and if you are its the crapo's in jersey that would have nabbed it!

[The gArfish]

Originally posted by Tall dark and ugly
the damn fine people from the channel islands


der mite bee sum hoo dissaggree wiv yew yew donkee. yew axe mr fuler. hee nos sum nassty peepul fromm de chanil eyelannds

gArf :drain:

[Rogue Wave]

Originally posted by jon fuller
Mebbe his name should be 'JCB Walker' lol (sorry Jeff, only messin)

Nice one John....I see you are on the Case

[The gArfish]

Originally posted by rowg waiv
....I see you are on the Case


Deere Deere mee wot a lode ov fkin drott.

gArf

[Jon Fuller]

This humour's getting a bit massey!

[Rogue Wave]

I accept it ferguson a bit it's but with a bit of luck we'll Harvester some larfs

[Louise]

I see you're determined to plough on with this one, then, chaps. :D

[Johnny Rocket]

It all sounds like a harrowing experience . . .

(sorry!)

John

[Louise]

Ho(e), ho(e), ho(e)!

[Rogue Wave]

I'd really like a tractor for the Yard but I can afordsone at the moment

[jw.]

Are you drunk again?

[Jon Fuller]

I don't think he's drunk, he's just talking out of his muck spreader!

[Tall dark and ugly]

Originally posted by The gArfish
der mite bee sum hoo dissaggree wiv yew yew donkee. yew axe mr fuler. hee nos sum nassty peepul fromm de chanil eyelannds

gArf :drain:
We're not all bad, jus the people without boats. and the people who drive ribs and the people with yatchs and tha people with cruisers and the people with speed boats! jesus jesus i better move, i dont fit in! i'm to nice beta move!!!

[The gArfish]

Originally posted by rowg waiv
I'd really like a tractor for the Yard but I can afordsone

wy downt yew doo wot i didd yew nobbur. i bort mi trakter cheep att wan ov dem fkin orkshuns dat de fillum cumpanies av wen thay av finnishd wiv de stuf inn a fillum . de wan i wennt too waz wen thay waz sellin ofn de propps fromm de fillum starr fkin wors.

de trakter iz a ryobi wan kennobi (wivowt a fkin cabb)

gArf