Wanted - Wife

[termite]

Looking for a wife, doesn't need a passport, prefer well serviced and low maintenance but open to offers.

May PX for 6.6m rib, what have you got ?

T

[Tosspot2]

Surely you haven't fallen out with the future Mrs T already - what was it then, the colour of the fabrics in the Lounge or what? :wotzhapni :bolt: :duell: :bang: :tea:

[jackeen's Missus]

OK spill T.

Send PM if it's delicate.

Missus:wave:

Could px Paul for the RIB?

[jw.]

Originally posted by terminator


May PX for 6.6m rib, ...

T

Done!

[jackeen's Missus]

(Wash your mouth out JW!!!!)



(May I humbly suggest that this may be the wrong forum T.?:D )


Or if we're now to operate a wife-finding service we will have to be more organised ...

1) You'll have to Pay Pal..

2) You will need to purchase one of our new Varmint wife-finders to fix to chosen mode of transport (they don't really tell you where to go but once you've located a wife, she'll do that for ya)

Missus :bang:

[Ice Kiddie]

Oh dear. (not sure what to say).

Err, if it's any help... always make sure that the old version is fully uninstalled before attempting to install a new version. You don't want any conflicts.

[Ice Kiddie]

Originally posted by jackeen's Missus
Also worth doing virus checks and getting rid of worms.... I don't believe you just said that!!!!!! :speechles

[Ice Kiddie]

Surely you got your mate Diarmud Gavin to sort out the garden round at T's new place?

[Ice Kiddie]

Never mind T - you can come and stay over at RIBex now!

http://www.rib.net/forum/showthread.php?t=3115&goto=newpost

(OMG, T's probably :cry: and we're :dizzy: )

[Ice Kiddie]

It's a bloke thing ;) :sperm:

[termite]

Surely you haven't fallen out with the future Mrs T already - what was it then, the colour of the fabrics in the Lounge or what?

Didn't even get that far, but yes I am now young, free and single.

Wonder how many blokes would secretly like to be single again ?

and missus But you needn't spend a fortune....(let me find an example)... Thats very nice of you, I am not fussy :hugegrin: anyone considered, do you have a friend in mind then ?

T

[jackeen's Missus]

No...you must have a break like another forumite (named after a biscuit)...

Time to enjoy life again for a while & GO BOATING!!!

Littlehampton on Sunday then???

Missus:cheers: :seaman: :seaman: :seaman: :up:

[Ice Kiddie]

Originally posted by jackeen's Missus
a hardbote in yer avveytar? Steel hulled, no less!! :seaman:

(Unfortunately it appears to be aground on the Bramble Bank :dizzy: )

[Ice Kiddie]

Originally posted by jackeen's Missus
another forumite (named after a biscuit)... :confused: :confused: :confused:

Gary Baldy?


:confused: :confused: :confused:

[Ice Kiddie]

Oh no, Louise has just realised who you mean! :bang::worthy:

[Ice Kiddie]

Originally posted by jackeen's Missus
He's quite open about his fun-filled life!!!!!!! Good thing really, he's got no choice now! :hugegrin:

[Tosspot2]

Whilst you are all over in Littlehampton have a look for this:

http://www.babcockdisposals.co.uk/ItemSpec.asp?ItemID=30683

that should take T's mind off his current problems - also probably cheaper in the long run:well: :bolt:

[Rogue Wave]

Originally posted by jackeen's Missus
No...you must have a break like another forumite (named after a biscuit)...



Biskit i think was the correct word........Also Richard another clue is

e as de mos fammus thirrd plais bote inn orl de wurld

[termite]

Why is the Ice Kiddies boat facing west when we are going to little Hampton on Sunday ? has he no idea, but just all the gear...

and Rogue, what all this about a third place ? did he not get the laurels, champaigne and the girls or just the certificate for being there ?

T

{Gone fishin, for a wife}

[Cookee]

Originally posted by rowg waiv
Biskit i think was the correct word........Also Richard another clue is

e as de mos fammus thirrd plais bote inn orl de wurld

Only just got it! :lol:lol: :lol:lol: :lol:lol: :bolt:

[The gArfish]

Originally posted by terminator
{Gone fishin, for a wife}


stikk wiv wot yew no tirmite. orlbeeit inn de fkin moderashun. wee downt wont yew too gow blynd.

duz enyboddy no wy wimmin av leggs

gArf

[Jon Fuller]

:D

[Ice Kiddie]

Uh Oh... I think there's a politically incorrect punchline coming....

garf, you need to to put it out of the reach of the BM Witch! :hatchet: :bolt:

Originally posted by terminator
Why is the Ice Kiddies boat facing west when we are going to little Hampton on Sunday ?

Honestly Termie, we've plenty of time before Sunday! :dizzy:

[The gArfish]

Originally posted by jackeen's Missus
T. had a look around Pompey today .............

but nothing...

wy downt hee doo wot dat fredd ellyot didd an by a wyfe fromm de fkin tyaland i saiy by a wyfe fromm de fkin tyaland . forr nott mucch dossh yew gett a slannty iyed likkul troolop hoo cann scrach hir hed wiv hir townales i saiy scrach hir hed wiv hir townales

gArf

[jackeen's Missus]

I shouldn't be laughing I say I shouldn't be laughing:laugh:

Missus:aaahhh: :bolt:

[Louise]

Ah, go on, go on, go on. I say, ah, go on, go on, go on. :D

[jackeen's Missus]

:D I say :D

Missus

[Louise]

Just out of interest, gArfie, where was Mrs gArfish lucky enough to meet you?

[The gArfish]

Originally posted by Mrs Nobber
where was Mrs gArfish lucky enough to meet you?

i mett de luvly mississ g att a fkin bulterier fite. hir dogg ett myne an dat waz itt . luv att furst site. dat bastud dogg az bin tryin too eet mee evver sinse

gArf

[Louise]

Aww. How romantic! :D Can anyone beat this for romance? C'mon Matt, you're a bit of a romantic. And Missus must have had some romantic gestures from Jackeen. And I reckon JF's a real softie at heart.

[jackeen's Missus]

King of the romantic gesture my Paul...

:up: :up: :up:

Missus:hugegrin:

[Louise]

C'mon then, tell all. Give the fellas something to aspire to. Goodness knows, Ice Kiddie needs to find some inspiration from somewhere. He's far too practical! :bang:

[jackeens mistress]

Originally posted by jackeen's Missus
King of the romantic gesture my Paul..

I quite agree, Katy

[jackeen's Missus]

Originally posted by jackeens mistress
I quite agree, Katy

Hey I thought you'd found paid employment elsewhere!!!

Missus:D

Mrs. N....Kindness is the only thing that matters....ever....

(But I still have my blue book!!!)

[Missus's Toyboy]

Originally posted by jackeen's Missus
King of the romantic gesture my Paul...

:up: :up: :up:

Missus:hugegrin: And I thought that I was that for you. :cry: :cry: :cry:

[Louise]

I'm shocked, Missus. The Blue Nun's got a heck of a lot of explaining to do!! :aaahhh: :bang:

[jackeen's Missus]

On re-reading this bit I thought things might be misconstrued so I will clarify matters...

1) Jackeen's Mistress is suffering from unrequited love

2) My Blue Book contains notes on planning a wedding if any of the forumites want to make things legal...

3) As previously stated...I haven't the ability, yoof, organisational skills or energy to keep a 'toyboy' (Jackeen being my No 1 always)...but I am tremendously fond of all of you ... and will always be up for a spin in your lovely boats (don't like to rule out all options!!! :laugh: :laugh: )

Missus senti - mental

:cheers:

[Rogue Wave]

Originally posted by jackeen's Missus

1) Jackeen's Mistress is suffering from unrequited love


Wasn't that a song by 'Love affair'

[S.Martarse]

Originally posted by rowg waiv
Wasn't that a song by 'Love affair'

I think you will find that was the everso great and poptastic 'everlasting love' mate

[S.Martarse]

Thanks Jaqueline, most kind mate, in a greet-tastic sorta way. great, super, knockout mate.

[jackeen's Missus]

OK that'll be Missus Jackeen to you until I find out who you are...

Missus:D

[S.Martarse]

Whoops. In a kind of open mouth-insert size 9 - kinda way.

[S.Martarse]

I'll get my anorak and be going.