Lords of The Ring 1V - Bodger Parade

[jackeen's Missus]

Stop Press!!!

The opening sequence of Lords of the Rings 1V was shot tonight at a Top Secret Location in the Solent Area,
The Jackeens happened upon the stars of the show Legless and Billygo Baggins acting out the dramatic opening sequence completing an epic voyage in possession of the Ring.

Muttering 'My Precious' over and over they seemed very attached to the Ring but there was an air of mystery and suspense as the dark shape followed closely behind.....

Watch this space for some brand new stills (coming shortly to a cinema nowhere near anyone).


Missus

:cool:

[jackeen's Missus]

Comfortable in each other's company it appears to the onlooker that our two heroes may have made a Hobbit of this...setting off together on mysterious trips to rescue long-forgotten treasure ...

As they neared their well-fortified destination they seemed blissfully happy to have completed the perilous journey with the RING safely in their clutches...

Suddenly the evil leprechauns spied them and shouts were heard. BillyGo and Legless glanced round in fear as they realised their secret was about to be uncovered...

Missus

[termite]

And I thought you were the souls of discretion. Still nice to know that ribsters are patrolling Portmsouth Harbour 24/7 armed with a camera to catch anything our of the ordinary.

However I am sure 2 coffees and a pint of lager will have bought your silence for the moment. :cheers:

T:seaman:

You seem to make a lot of late night trips across Pompey harbour ? hmm all very suspicious. I am sure I have seen a poster somewhere asking for reports of little boats and ribs making landings at night time.

[jackeen's Missus]

Episode 111

In fact the leprechauns were none other than the legendary shebeen dwellers of Middle Solent near the End of The World…
(So Legless and Billygo realised they were in safe company.)

Many a stranger had been saved from mortal peril on great journeys by these same Leprechauns Jaxo and Damissis…and now they were calling out insistently to our two devilishly handsome heroes ..

‘Beware the Ring!!!!It will try to draw you to the Dark Side!!!!’

:aaahhh: :aaahhh:


(Missus:D )

[Carl]

is this where backy drafty ken o bee turns up

[jackeen's Missus]

ah jaysus Carly that's the wrong fillum altogether

:laugh:

Missus :up:

But I guess I could work in a little starring role for you!!!

After me tea:tea:

[jackeen's Missus]

Episode 1V

In a cloud of dark smoke Obe Wan Karleebebe materialised in the murky waters now swirling around the poor little leprechauns…

‘Use the force look!!!’ he whispered through his mouthpiece (on loan for the purposes of this fillum) from Dirk Taxevader. The leprechauns were dazzled by the brilliant sight of Obe's multicoloured chariot (their lickle eyes being only used to forty shades of green).
Then he demonstrated how to throttle with bottle at all times…

As Obe vanished with a mighty sound and a huge backward draft of wind, the leprechauns mustered their courage once more and approached the vessel bearing the huge forms of Billygo and Legless…

Missus (tea's on)

[jackeen's Missus]

Shot 1

The Humble Lickle Leprechauns (an earlier scene which shows the leprechaun colony frolicking happy in their natural habitat)

[robin]

What happened, what happened.
:jaw:

[robin]

go on, go on

[jackeen's Missus]

I suppose you'll be wanting a part next?

Missus (be Mused)

[robin]

Aww, yer making it up as you go along.
No ta, I have more than enough parts to be going on with, in fact too many moving parts if the truth be known.

[robin]

I have some Zeb pics too but didn't put 'em on in case your boss was looking in.

I know the heirarchy at Hogwart's can be a bit tetchy. ARf

[jackeen's Missus]

Obe appears in a cloud of dark smoke...

[robin]

My hooks are tenter and I am on them

[jackeen's Missus]

Episode V

The Leprechauns forged ahead in the gathering gloom aware now that it was the hour of the great Birds swooping in the air with screeching noises (props) (going too fast basically :D) ...this was indeed the hour of Robin and Pillagin and Jaxo and Damissis felt a sudden fear that their heroes were being drawn into something far far beyond their control...

Missus

[jackeen's Missus]

Obe Wan Seven Karlybebee vanishes with Force...

[jackeen's Missus]

Episode V1

As the darkness deepened huge monsters appeared in the distance….the two shebeen dwellers huddled in fear as the night seemed fuller dark shapes and distant rumbles … they drew aside into the shadows (afraid of being Mordored).

They wondered fleetingly if some giants thundering by could be the great Scorpions they had only read about (in shiny catalogues) or perhaps the greatest and most fearsome monster of all ….

the Phantom form of the mighty Leviathan???

But all the huge shapes roared by... hell bent on reaching far away destinations…they had no time to waste on pitiful leprechauns…

Billygo and Legless drew on the Dark Powers of the Ring which shielded them from the unwelcome attention of the Powerful Ones…

Missus (tea was nice)

[robin]

Now it's gettin exciting,

[robin]

Thank you v much.

I have edited out my accidental double entendre as it may be misconstrued by the more sensitive reader.

[jackeen's Missus]

Episode V11

Drawing on the Dark Power of the Ring began to have a terrible effect on our intrepid heroes. Both Billygo Baggage and Legless were beginning to mutter gibberish…indeed the Ring began to fill them with doubt as they seemed to turn against themselves and their very natures…

One voice mumbled over and over… ‘Billygo….Billygo…when will Billy Go…Will Billy ever Go….?????;

And the voice of our other hero began to have a sharp edge as he repeated incessantly ‘I want to get Legless’……’I want to get Legless’…..wheresthefekkinpub’…..



Missus (on tea & Time Outs now...)

[termite]

U at the sherry again then ? :no:

[jackeen's Missus]

Just remembered Cooks and the BabyCat do fillums. Must write em in after brekkie.

Missus:tea:

[Cookee]

Who's BabyCat Missus?

[jackeen's Missus]

THINK Cooks:D

Missus

(It's just his stage name for the purposes of this tale)

[Jon Fuller]

Cookee, it's Kitten, you nob!

[jackeen's Missus]

Episode V111

The faithful leprechauns (known fondly in some shires as jakeens) began to follow the Heroes closely …Their great fears were being realised as the Heroes began to tear their garments cast off their helmets and throw valuable artefacts into the raging torrent…

Gone were the comforting skins, the daggers, the flaming torches…even valuable foodstuffs (nourishing curlywurlies). All were discarded as Billygo and Legless were consumed with desire for possession of the Ring…

Unknown to them, all items were being carefully collected from the mighty waters by the Fruityfish a very fast (but not the fastest ALL the time) two headed creature that seemed half -cat half –chef. Never one to waste a thing this nimble but fragile creature was no doubt going to squirrel away the items for a forthcoming car boot (cream tea supplied as standard) sale... ( in Devon’s Shires).


Helplessly the leprechauns tagged along in the wake watching the faces of their beloved friends take on a harder aspect now…less aware of those around them.
Indeed Billygo and Legless seemed to withdraw completely seeming interested only in moving faster and faster as they became possessed by the Dark Power…

[Cookee]

Originally posted by jon fuller
Cookee, it's Kitten, you nob!

Doh! I was thinking - who's got a catamaran!:confused:

[jackeen's Missus]

Fruityfish with the salvage .
All ready for the Car Boot.

[Cookee]

Sorry don't do crosswords! Got some polos now ...... photos up on the other side in a mo!

[Rogue Wave]

Missus if you keep this up I'll get the gAndfish to set a spell on you

[jackeen's Missus]

I have a duty to inform the public...
Sitting comfortably?

Here's another little bit...

Missus:D
(I bought you a jar of cider for your birthday in Cowes, as promised. :up: so I should be in your good books :D)

[jackeen's Missus]

Episode 1X

They were in a safer place now . Though still in possession of the Ring which they glanced at over and over…Legless and Billygo were moving slower as if in need of rest. The trusty little leprechauns (Jaxo and Damissis) were relieved at this as they were unsure how much longer they could go on. They passed as a group under cavernous arches into a settlement where Middle Solent Dwellers coexisted peacefully…each in their own section of this safe haven. There were lights too and for a second Jaxo and Damissis caught sight of their friends’ faces. Horrified they realised that both were changed beyond recognition …transfigured no doubt by the ever strengthening lure of the DARK SIDE…

(...faraway music seems to be playing...'Scream if you want to go faster'.... :D )

[jackeen's Missus]

This is how Legless and Billygo normally set off on journeys.
As you can see...well armed for every eventuality
(Cartoon by professional cartoonist Sue (Timboli on RIBNET) who has given permission for it to be used by me on Boatmad.)
BTW isn't it amazing?

[jackeen's Missus]

Episode X

The sweet little leprechauns had to think fast…
Mumbling Private Magic syllables (PMs) in an olden language ('Pog Mo Thon…Pog Mo Thon….Pog Mo Thon' and using the PM system) they summoned up the Amp Master (renowned for his prowess in harnessing and controlling power on the Dark Side) and the Wizard Tenfoot (famed for his ability to transport heavy loads- of data- safely and for his wisdom as a Tenfoot Ruler) .

In a flash the giants were there lighting up the night with their reddish hair…
‘WHAT IS IT YOU WANT FEKKIN LEPRECHAUNS? ‘they bellowed…
(fekkin being a term of endearment in the leprechauns homeland. The Wise Ones would know this.)
‘IT HAD BETTER BE IMPORTANT. WE GET FAR TOO MANY PMS FROM EEJITS LIKE YERSELVES’…


(Missus)

[Ice Kiddie]

KERRLUNK!!!!

the fekkin' penny drops :bang:
:well: :well: :well:

:hugegrin:

[Ice Kiddie]

:dizzy:

[Ice Kiddie]

Originally posted by jackeen's Missus
No.... wait till you find out... Reckon we've guessed! ;) Maman est la mot!!

I'm over that...So I can vacate the kennel?

[jackeen's Missus]

Episode X1

Quaking in fear the leprechauns pointed at Billygo and Legless who were nearing their destination …
‘They have a Ring’ Damissis said (getting straight to the point for once ; nearly said something else but thought better of it cackle cackle).

(Actually what she really wanted to say was could you drop by in the morning and help Jaxo fit a nav light switch but she knew better).

Quickly the gods sizered up the situation. There was no way Billygo and Legless could cope with the Ring’s Dark Power.
There was only one thing to do…………
Upgrading to one voice Amp and Tenfoot roared at the hapless figures still insulated a little with their protective air bladders but blinded by the Dark Power of the Ring…


'HALT !!!!'

[Ice Kiddie]

Originally posted by jackeen's Missus
It's not about the secret trip... Just for the record, it wasn't secret... it was on the "conference" thread on 2nd Feb... ;)

[jackeen's Missus]

You're not taking me seriously now are ya;)

Missus:D

[jackeen's Missus]

Episode X11

Billygo and Legless entranced though they were responded immediately to the Twin Order of The Tenfoot Ruler and The Amp Meister...

Hanging their heads in sudden shame they spied their reflection in the water (lit by a street light for continuity's sake Cooks)..

Horrified they realised their former beauty was no more...no more were they the dashing young Nobbers that gaily frolicked in Middle Solent...the dark power and the stench of the double stroke had ruined them forever...

Billygo Baggins was heard to wail 'I used to be cute once'!!!

(missus I was there. I heard him. Just don't even try to deny it)

[jackeen's Missus]

Actual picture of Legless before becoming involved with the Ring...

[jackeen's Missus]

And Billygo Baggage before succumbing to the Darker Powers...

[jackeen's Missus]

Episode X111

'Listen up you scallwags...great damage has been done here'
proclaimed the Great gods (in one voice).

No longer will you be able to star in fillums like Cookee does but you are going to be attached to that RING which shall do you great harm unless...'

At this Billygo and Legless looked up in hope (along with the leprechauns...mustn't forget them...)...

'UNLESS YOU DO THE FOLLOWING THREE THINGS IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER!!!'

The frightened listeners nodded eagerly (afraid of being cast out like so much froth and bubbles)

'ONE!'

'YOU WILL INSULATE THE RING SO IT CANNOT HARM YOU. WE AVE CHECKED WITH JW AND DM AND JAXO AND SUCHLIKE AND YOU WILL HAVE TO CUT INTO IT AND ENCIRCLE IT WITH A RUBBERY MATERIAL

TWO!
YOU WILL HAVE TO ATTACH A BOATMAD STICKER TO AID IDENTIFICATION INCLUDING NAMING AND SHAMING IN PUBLIC

THREE!
THE RING IS NOT TO RECEIVE A STOOPID NAME LIKE THE NAME OF AN OBSCURE SONG THAT KILLS THE FUN AT POKER RUNS'
'WE WANT IT TO BE CALLED ''MY PRECIOUS'' '

DO YOU AGREE?????'

(Missus)

[bogib]

BIG MANIFEST TO THE BEARER :D :D :D :D

[jackeen's Missus]

Episode X1V

Desperately frightened by thoughts of the dreadful punishments that could be inflicted upon them (like Black Death and being force fed fekkin shark) the two companions realised too late that many hard hours of angle grinding and console drilling and birds nest electrics lay ahead if they were to remain safe...

They agreed sadly and left finally for home, dragging the Ring after them.

And so as the little leprechauns made their way back to the shebeen at Middle Solent, the End of The World, the gods of the Domain made themselves invisible once more and order was restored to Middle Solent....only the sounds of a clever little Robin perched on a nearby banana to disturb the Blue Ice of early dawn...


(Missus)

[jackeen's Missus]

Top secret stills from the Fillum

Top Secret Still#1

The Lords are first seen by the leprechauns

[bogib]

Skál, Cheers, Skål,

:cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

[jackeen's Missus]

Top secret stills from the Fillum

Top Secret Still#2

A hint of Old Spice as the vessel wafts by...carrying Billygo and Legless...

[jackeen's Missus]

These stills taken by secret camera under cover of darkness...

Top Secret Still #3

By gollum what is the dark shape which lurks behind?

[jackeen's Missus]

It is the Ring!!! Shield your eyes O sensitive peeps !!!!
It will be attached to Billygo and Legless forever!!!!!

[jackeen's Missus]

Look once more for they must alter the Dark One. They cannot cope with the full Power of the Darkside...
So the next time you see it the Ring will be altered forever...
Made safe for the Bone people (you know ...peeps with Ribs...and Backbones :lol:lol: ) of Middle Solent...

[jackeen's Missus]

Some questions remain unanswered...

Will our gentle Heroes really cope with the Darkside Power?

Where did they acquire the Ring?

Why don't Billy Go?

When will Billy Go?

Perhaps those of you who will meet our heroes soon can follow these queries up and report back to us all...

There are morals of the story to be relayed too...

Missus

[Rogue Wave]

I guess it could be called 'Ring of Fire' or in the light of this very public humiliation mebbe 'Yours is no disgrace'

'Bugle Billy' is being norty again so a few weeks yet, 'Aretha' is coming on well however. 'Wake up call' is going like a train (express) and 'Wont get fooled again' is just sitting in the yard absolutely refusing to spontaneously combust

I am off to Dover for three days so see you all later

[L&N]

it is i who lost the precious........

[termite]

:hugegrin:

Afraid so, did you want to borrow her for the poker run ? afterall you could hardly do anything to harm her.

Would love to go back through the boats history and find all the nobbers who owned her previous to you and and tried laying fibre glass on top of gloss paint and oily bilges. And who paints a boat with a bass broom fer feck sake. Still make a good project


T

[jackeen's Missus]

Small world innit...
Everything comes to light eventually...

Missus:hugegrin:

[Rogue Wave]

I have it on gairly good authority that Pete is fitting A pedolo power unit into the Hull.. I guess he could call it wait for it The Ring Cycle

[jackeen's Missus]

Destination The Great Lake in Southsea :up:

'COME IN NO. 21!!!!!!!!!'

Missus:D

[Ice Kiddie]

Originally posted by rowg waiv
I have it on gairly good authority that Pete is fitting A pedolo power unit into the Hull.. I guess he could call it wait for it The Ring Cycle Presumably any component removed from this project will be known as a ring piece? :bolt:

[termite]

You will be in trouble for that one when she spies it :argue:

T:wotzhapni

[Ice Kiddie]

I think I got away with it... :up:

[jackeen's Missus]

Oh behave :no:

Missus

[Rogue Wave]

where did my post go?

[Rogue Wave]

Just winding you up Missus!

[jackeen's Missus]

:D
I saw Richard Branson packing a big tow rope in the boot of his cross channel thing... who was that for I wonder???:laugh:

(How did it go BTW?)

Missus

[Rogue Wave]

It went very well. I guess ! at the end of the day it was a ribride for 28 miles. following a car with a lifeboat, chase copter and a Jumbo as support vessels.

There were 28 ribs and the call signs ranged from Alpha 1 all the way down to Echo 2 (guess who was Echo 2)

It was really good to drive a boat quickly in waves as opposed to wavelets and we had a high powered crosing of all 28 ribs on the return journey as we were all empty

Only the lovely Cougar rib broke down



:well:

[Cookee]

What were you doing Stuart?

[Rogue Wave]

Trying my best to be the fastest rib Cooiks :drain:

Richard Branson Drove an Aquadia car across the channel an got the record. It was all sponsored by Virgin Atlantic. Apart from all the safety boats and a very plush Sunseeker for his folks there were 28 ribs carrying 200 invited Virgin frequent fliers...to a big Jolly in Calais.

It was all organised by a firm called Watermark events and went quite well. of the 28 charter Ribs there 7 were diesels 4 were yamahas 1 was a Suzuki and all the rest were happymax's

:hugegrin:

[Ice Kiddie]

Originally posted by rowg waiv
(guess who was Echo 2) Could have been worse... Zulu 99!!

Apparently Branson now has something in common with Burty Stuff Dude...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/coventry_warwickshire/3805275.stm

http://www.virgin.com/news/default.asp?newsid=234&p=0

[Ice Kiddie]

Intersting stuff, innit?

Strange what grabs the attention of a serial record breaker...

("Ooooh, if you wanna be a record breaker, the tallest, the shortest..." - Roy Castle) :D

It's the sort of thing that anyone could have done, but takes someone like Branson to spot the opportunity and do it with all the publicity.

:brain: How about a challenge from Bogi and rowg - they could combine a Trabant with a Camel RIB to break the record! :banana:

[Ice Kiddie]

Originally posted by jackeen's Missus
Money and Time also... Nah, a tank of unleaded at the BP garage in Dover, then one hour, 40 minutes and six seconds for the crossing!! :D :D :D

Anyway, Bogi would have a really cool paint job on the marinised Camel Trabant! :cool: :)

(p'raps get the Camel back to the cabin before rogue noticed it missing as well):hugegrin:

[jackeen's Missus]

N(Ice) one :D

Missus (the mind Bogils)

[Ice Kiddie]

Whilst we're plotting to borrow Rouge Wave's Camel RIB and weld it's exoskeleton onto a hi-tec space frame for Jon Baldur's Trabant (he won't mind will he Bogi?), some nasty Ribeye owners (is it the owners or their Ribeyes that are nasty:lol:lol: ?!?):duell: have ganged up on our test-a-RIB-to-destruction hero over on the toob site, forcing his missus to step forward and stop the bullying :hatchet:

It's all happening tonite! :argue:

[jackeen's Missus]

OOOPs better have a look. No fan of bullying me (even tho' I get a right pasting over here meself :( )

Missus

Bit tired...which thread????

[Ice Kiddie]

Ribeye v Ribtec or summat similar.

RW gets in trouble for tellin' stories. Unfortuantely they turn out to be the truth!

[jackeen's Missus]

Two Nil!!!! Well Done Ingerland !!!!!!

(Who's Wayne Rooney?)

Three Nil Now!!!! Wow!!!!

(Got it ta...)

Missus

Ah it's nice to see a good old argument on RIBNET again...

http://www.rib.net/forum/showthread.php?t=5259&page=3&pp=10

[Ice Kiddie]

Originally posted by jackeen's Missus
Ah it's nice to see a good old argument on RIBNET again... Oi... put the big spoon away! :bolt:

[jackeen's Missus]

good for the ratings...

And the Officer-in-charge probably doesn't mind either ... :lol:lol:

Missus

[Rogue Wave]

Right then, firstly Rogue wife didn't need to defend me. I only need her fpr the truly tricky jobs like arguing with Carphone warehouse or taking back a cd that's been played or telling MDL to fkk off I've been out on my mates tug and she nipped in cos I didn't log out

I think that threads got a bit of life left in it yet :duell:

Secondly the Camel is off to sunny ( :well: :well: :well: ) Wolverhampton to fall under the expert renovation skills of D Manning. The frame is coming off and the Opti is a going on and the Electronics will probably be replaced with Navman.

the Fkkn frame I am hoping can be donated to his nipper as a climbing frame unless I am lucky enough to find a nobber with an Avon 5.4 who fancies fitting it to his boat. however if Bogi's mate wants to make a Crabant then he's welcome

soon as Billy has proved himseld I quite fancy pointing him at Iceland

[Jono]

Originally posted by rowg waiv
....... to fall under the expert renovation skills of D Manning....

That would be Dave "The Butcher" Manning would it? David "Why use a screwdriver when you have a chainsaw handy" Manning? Dave "running in period? What running in period?" Manning? Dave "I know my cables are knackered, I'll fix 'em soon" Manning?...
Good choice...:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Just kidding Dave....

Jono

[jackeen's Missus]

...don't think he's a member here tho he posts on RIBNET, Jono.

Missus :wave:

[Jono]

..Oh, I think he might just get to see it..:bolt:

[Rogue Wave]

I know he's not very good but he's cheap and reliable (ish)

[jw.]

Originally posted by jackeen's Missus
...don't think he's a member here tho he posts on RIBNET, Jono.



Grinchy and ...................

[jackeen's Missus]

Oh behave :D :bolt:

Missus :wave:

[jw.]

That was fkin quick!

[jackeen's Missus]

Was it?

I was playing golf with Pingu :D ...must've sharpened me reflexes.

How's the birds nest or looms or wotever?

Missus:brain: :brain: :brain: :brain:

[jw.]

I laid them down and have been multi tasking instead. Windaes are all in and the sliders are sliding, roof-light is done and it opens, slides, has a midge net and a blind, heater and ventilation mostly done, putting the finish on the dash this evening and back to the wires tomorrow.

[Ice Kiddie]

Originally posted by jw.
has a midge net ... Now there's a feature we don't need in the beautiful south (http://www.beautifulsouth.co.uk) :hugegrin:

(PS ever been to Bridge of Orchy, JW?)

[jackeen's Missus]

Sounds great :up:

Jackso always says that there's no glory in the wiring...loadsa work and then it's all hidden :cry:

Missus

[jw.]

Originally posted by Ice Kiddie

(PS ever been to Bridge of Orchy, JW?)

Yup, often. You didn't camp by the river did you?

[jackeen]

JW ,

I've been trying, sad muppet that I am, to figure out whats the pic in your profile.

Care to enlighten or enlarge

Paul
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He who cannot drive

[jw.]

Originally posted by jackeen's Missus
Jackso always says that there's no glory in the wiring...loadsa work and then it's all hidden :cry:



Yeah, I suppose but I like doing the wiring. Compared to rolling a laminating roller, it's exciting!

[Jon Fuller]

Paul,

it's his dash you nobber

[Ice Kiddie]

Originally posted by jw.
You didn't camp by the river did you? Errr, yes!!!:aaahhh: :bang: :bang: :down: :down: :rolleyes:

Never again!!!! :sick: :sick:

[jw.]

Originally posted by jackeen
JW ,

I've been trying, sad muppet that I am, to figure out whats the pic in your profile.

Paul
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I'll stick a pic on the 'umber thread. You kick yourself when you see it.:D

[jw.]

Aw, JF you've gone and spoiled it!

:)

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Never again!!!!

Orchy, Glen Etive and Skye, the biggest, most ferocious fkin midges alive. They eat folk.

[jackeen's Missus]

Mosquitoes around 'ere:aaahhh: :aaahhh:

Missus

[jw.]

Yeah, they're here too, this year. But there are hardly any midges. It's usually the other way around.:confused:


Ok Paul?

[jackeen's Missus]

Global warming from the Humber Build...

(Lamination emissions)

Missus:bolt:

[jw.]

;p; ;p;

[Ice Kiddie]

Originally posted by jw.
Orchy, Glen Etive and Skye, the biggest, most ferocious fkin midges alive. They eat folk. You're not kiddin'... each of those three have eaten me, burped and spat me back out again :puker:

Bridge of Orchy was the worst - knew about the others, but lulled into false sense of security - found a campsite with patches of grass between the heather, near river and pub... should have known that the locals cultivated it to look inviting to sassenach tourists! :angry: :angry: :angry:

Worst thing was breathing out a cloud of midges - didn't matter whether it was from mouth or nose, just as awful! :speechles

[jw.]

Yes, they can be dire. Though, just the slightest breeze and they're gone. It's surprising how often Scotland is calm!

[Ice Kiddie]

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/25/

[jackeen's Missus]

Now that's EXCELLENT Ice!!!!!!!

Not only is Legolas in there but some excellent badger stuff :up:

Harry Hill would totally approve!!!!!!!!

Missus :cheers: :D :D

[jackeen's Missus]

Actually...maybe it's more than appropriate that this thread sort of starts and ends with a badger parade!!!!!

Missus....:bolt:

[Ice Kiddie]

If you like that, there's loads more "badger" theme stuff on their site... click on "toons" and browse away!

Courtesy of Mrs Nob's sis and bro-in-law.

[jackeen's Missus]

Cheers... :D

(The appearance of my name on this page http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/ is purely coincidence...there are millions of Missuses out there!!!!)

We got a family of badgers at the back of the house and they potter about at night (like T. and Waver :D)

Missus

[Ice Kiddie]

If you enjoyed the Badgerised version of The Two Towers, you'll love this: http://www.rathergood.com/independent_woman/

However, if you browse the rest of the site, be warned - DO NOT under any circumstances listen to the "Hedgehogs" track :no: . Really. OK, I know you will, but just don't. Alright then, Rouge Wave can 'cos he's really broad minded and he knows all about hedge trimming and stuff. And mebbe 'shooz as well. Paul http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/musik/music-smiley-009.gif, you can't listen to it though. Oh go on then, lads :sperm: can look/listen, but if you're ahttp://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/engel/angel-smiley-015.gif girliehttp://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/natur/nature-smiley-003.gifyou won't like it big time :down:

[jackeen's Missus]

I'm a bit worried now :bang:

Missus

[Ice Kiddie]

Originally posted by jackeen's Missus
I'm a bit worried now :bang:

Missus Just DON'T listen to the Hedgehogs track! :aaahhh:

(You will though, won't you?) :bang: :dizzy:

[jackeen's Missus]

Ohmigod

The slightly midlands cool cats are brilliant...

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Missus

[jackeen's Missus]

Oh dear.

I guess it will appeal to JF. :bang:

Missus:no:

(Everytime SJ appears things go a bit downhill)

[Ice Kiddie]

Originally posted by jackeen's Missus
Oh dear... You looked didn't you? :down: :wotzhapni :bang: :bolt:

[jackeen's Missus]

Course I did :D

I have responsibilities here :D

Those hedgehogs are in big trubble

Missus:bang: :dizzy: :dizzy:

[jackeen's Missus]

...but the cats are really funny :up:...

Missus :D

[Rogue Wave]

Re the road sign does anybody know of one that says Beavers


:sex:

[jackeen's Missus]

SO Predictable Waver



Missus:no:

[termite]

And as if by magic the Precious was levitated from the ground. Oh yer followed the FGT example and used blue farmers bailing twine, well if its good enough for the Levi-thong ....

[termite]

Can't be the caravan has a kitchen. But there are priorities and most of them involve boats. :seaman: