AHA ...They've started serving drink to Babyface

[jackeen's Missus]

I've figgered out what's got into Fuller.

They've started serving him DRINK at last!!!

Let's look at the evidence...

No. 1 A recent inclination to be sociable (Cannonball)

No. 2 Dodgy Humour (the Machew accusations)

No. 3 Mood Swings (!!!!)

No. 4 Seeing double (2 Red Boats on the Cruise Thread ...I had to humour him: see No. 3 )

No. 5 Laughing at his own jokes

No. 6 Repeating himself :D


Missus :D


:cheers: :brown: :drink: :dizzy:

[Jon Fuller]

Originally posted by jackeen's Missus
No. 3 Mood Swings (!!!!)


**** MY OLD BOOTS!

Pot.......kettle.....:bang:


Jesus, I wonder sometimes!

FYI, you won't find me taking the demon drink, ever,...... about the same chances as you catching me smoking :lol:lol: :no:


PS. What's all this babyface stuff?

[jackeen's Missus]

:hugegrin2 :hugegrin2 :hugegrin2



Yerra a little drop wouldn't do any harm.

I'll have to listen to the story of your childhood traumas at some stage to begin to help you with this :D

(The Raleigh Chopper incident was a worry tho')

Ah you have a cute lickle baby face all the same...shure you're nearly as old as us :aaahhh:

Missus :D

[Jon Fuller]

No ta (on both counts)

I'm not sure just coz some one chooses not to drink alcohol, they need help, in fact I see it the other way around, you're the one that needs a crutch(you oul soak):tea: :seaman:

[jackeen's Missus]

But you might be repressed!!! Or afraid of losing control!!!!

Have you ever thought of that????

You might be depriving the world of some delightful drunken behaviour!!!! How come ear to the ground lady's never talked you round???

Missus (2's me limit :D)

[Gav]

(The Raleigh Chopper incident was a worry tho')

Eh i had one of these......:dizzy:
Fell off at 35mph down a big steep hill:bang:

i had the speedo well into the red and went into a speed wobble:eek:
I think thats when the need for speed really started!

Missus.... PLEASE CHANGE THAT AVATAR ITS SCARY AS FCUK!!!!!

[jackeen's Missus]

I'm not half scary enuff Gav!!!!

I wanted a Raleigh Chopper so bad but I got a big practical cheaper bike instead :cry:

Don't remember em having searay speedos :lol:lol:

Missus

:cheers:

[Gav]

Not a GRIFTER?????:laugh:

[jackeen's Missus]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Don't think so...

Can't really remember now but I was ashamed of it cos it wasn't cool.

Missus :D

[Gav]

:violin:

[jackeen's Missus]

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Missus

.....and ever since I've had to make do and imagine (like I imagine Zebedee is a Princess :D)

[Jon Fuller]

Originally posted by jackeen's Missus
But you might be repressed!!! Or afraid of losing control!!!!


You might be depriving the world of some delightful drunken behaviour!!!! How come ear to the ground lady's never talked you round???

I don't think so:no: why is it drinkers always assume one who doesn't drink, is somehow punishing themselves by not allowing the wonder stuff past their lips? have you never thought meebe I just don't like the taste of alcohol (or vomit)!

And I can't even begin to imagine why you might think Thighona may be able to 'cure' me of my obvious illness!...Jesus!

[jackeen's Missus]

Though it might mellow you out a little...make you all easy going and genial...

Then you'd start likin everyone and saying things like....

'I really, really love JW...he's like a brother...and he's a right genius when it comes to wiring a boat...'

Missus:laugh: :laugh: :no: :no:

[Jon Fuller]

Originally posted by jackeen's Missus
Though it might mellow you out a little...make you all easy going and genial...

I'm already well cool man


Then you'd start likin everyone and saying things like....

'I really, really love JW...he's like a brother...and he's a right genius when it comes to wiring a boat...



So now you want me pissed out of my head, talking jibberish!

[jackeen's Missus]

Originally posted by Johnson


'pissed out of my head talking gibberish'

_______________________________


That's the one :up: Just like the rest of us :laugh:

Just think...all these years TD has been taking advantage of you...

[jackeen's Missus]

...making you drive home all the time ...

Missus :laugh:

Who's hit the colours?

Cool :up:

[Jon Fuller]

Originally posted by jackeen's Missus
Just think...all these years TD has been taking advantage of you...

Yeah, but only in a sexual way, so that's ok

[jackeen's Missus]

:jaw:

Missus

[Jon Fuller]

mmmnn, i'm trying to change the way the hyperlink button works, I want it to make links inserted into posts red, but I appear to have turned ALL links red :bang: :wank:

[jackeen's Missus]

It's OK....


You're probably just pished

And in denial:laugh:

Missus:brown:

Boatmad is now a Red Light Zone :aaahhh:

[Jon Fuller]

Saddo!

[Jon Fuller]

You need councelling for your alcohol obsession.
trust me, i'm a doctor

[jackeen's Missus]

How did ya get that doctorate without learning to spell counselling?

Missus:D

[Jon Fuller]

simple, I is black innit!

[jackeen's Missus]

JF that one's gotta go

Missus:aaahhh: :aaahhh: :aaahhh: :aaahhh:

[Jon Fuller]

:D you gotta have a SOH here

[jackeen's Missus]

:cry: :cry:

It's not me I'm worried about :D

Missus :aaahhh: :aaahhh: :aaahhh:

[Jon Fuller]

Ahhh, who are you worried about Kath?

And, what exactly is wrong with my answer?

[jackeen's Missus]

I worry bout everyone.

The drink helps :D

Missus

You know wot's wrong :aaahhh:

[Jon Fuller]

Very good!

but my line is taking the piss out of the british system, not people of other colours!
Of course, an over PC type person may try to read more than this into it, but thats my point exactly, and what I'm taking the piss out of...our system is ****ed up!

I mean, WTF is all this " you can't call it a blackboard anymore" shite? now it's a chalkboard....bullshit!


Or, it's a person hole cover, not a manhole cover! get a grip!

[jackeen's Missus]

have to agree with you there :up:

Missus (Jaysus how did this get so serious...BM is my escape :D)

[jackeen's Missus]

I've just agreed with Babyface!!!!!! And I'm sober!!!!!!:eek:

Missus:laugh:

[Jon Fuller]

I'm not babyface, and you're probably not sober, so stop fibbing!

[Jon Fuller]

I gotta go to bed, i'm up in a few hours.

nite nite

[jackeen's Missus]

sober sadly...wotta waste of a Friday evening...

Missus :D :D

(I cannot tell a lie)


OOOps sorry for keepin you up.

Pleeeeese just change that post first ...

[Jon Fuller]

Can't, the whole conversation wouldn't make sense then. there's nothing there I would be ashamed for me mother to see!

[jackeen's Missus]

one word

Please

Please

Missus

[Jon Fuller]

no

[Jon Fuller]

You're one of them "over PC" people we were just talking about, aren't you?

[jackeen's Missus]

:cry:

No ...just worry bout really hurting someone

Missus

[Jon Fuller]

I've told you about that "Hard done by" nonsense! did you never get told the crying Wolf story?

[jackeen's Missus]

Yep but I aint pretending

Missus
:(

[Jon Fuller]

Just joking! :drain: :well: wish I could see your face!

[jackeen's Missus]

Yep.

I'm mortified alright :o :aaahhh:

Missus

(Whew..any chance you could lose that one word...go on ...)

[Jon Fuller]

No, theres absolutely nothing wrong with this thread, you're being way too tetchy. it's not a feckin church website for christ's sake.

tell ya what, I'll ask JK in the morning what he thinks (honestly) and if he thinks it's OTT then I'll ditch it

[jackeen's Missus]

he's away:cry:

Missus

[Jon Fuller]

OH dear, no one here to save humanity :violin:

[Jon Fuller]

I'm going to feckin bed! (don't you go editing now missus!)

[jackeen's Missus]

one word...

Please please

Missus:worthy:

[Jon Fuller]

Originally posted by Johnson
I'm going to feckin bed! (don't you go editing now missus!)

[jackeen's Missus]

This is the end for me then

Missus:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[jackeen's Missus]

I bin fired, as warned.

Fair & Square...

One little word

I couldn't bear...

And tho it's happened

Twice before

I think this time

I'm out the door.


Missus
:cry: :cry: :cry:

:wave: :wave: :wave: