BOATMAD Karting Day, 13th January 2007

[Gav]

Right boys & girls, the Boatmad Karting Day..................

13th January 2007

Will be held at :

Daytona Milton Keynes
H4 Dansteed Way
Rooksley
Milton Keynes
MK13 8NP

Karts are twin engined 75mph

Format for the day will be as follows:

11am.................arrive at daytona milton keynes

There will be a practice session

then a qualifying session

There will then follow 2 races (30 minutes each)of 15 drivers, the top 15 of both races will go into the finals!

The finals will be a 20 minute race to the end.........

all this lasts for approx 3 hours.

Cost for event is £69 per person

Trophies will be awarded to 1st, 2nd &3rd places overall, other prizes will be awarded to 1st, 2nd & 3rd ladies!

There is a "race" menu available on the day if we would like, i will only book this if everyone will have it @ £10 per head......

MENU>>>>>
*Race Menu P/h £10.00

Home Made Beef Burger (Our own special Daytona recipe)
Served on Lightly Toasted sesame Bun, with chunky chips
House relish and crisp salad.
Unlimited Tea & Coffee & Draught Soft Drinks

Coriander and Lime Chicken Breast
Char Grilled marinated Chicken Breast served on
Lightly Toasted Ciabatta bread with sauté potatoes &
Unlimited Tea & Coffee & Draught Soft Drinks

Penne Pasta Bolognaise
With Cheesy Garlic Bread, Dressed Salad & Parmesan Shavings
Unlimited Tea & Coffee & Draught Soft Drinks

Tomato and Mascarpone Cheese
With Pasta Spirals, fresh Herbs, Cheesy Garlic Bread & Dressed Salad
Unlimited Tea & Coffee & Draught Soft Drinks

(Group Choice only not Multi choice menu Same menu all drivers)

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All members who wish to attend i will need a 50% deposit of £34.50.

All participants please send me a confirmation PM to secure your place.

I do hope as many of you can join up for this event, will be great fun and look forward to seeing you all there!

Cheers
Gav

[MrRob]

Google Earth the post code to check out the track! looks sweet!

[MrRob]

Can they accomadate fatties? Just wondering incase Jon, Tony & Chaos were thinking of coming. Otherwise I wouldnt ask:bolt:

[Gav]

Originally posted by MrRob
Google Earth the post code to check out the track! looks sweet!


looks wickard...........are u in or are you out phat boy?

[1up]

found the website looks good try this link ( hope it works never posted one b4)

http://www.paulbowlerpromotions.co.uk/common/kart-tv/milton_keynes.html

[Gav]

Originally posted by MrRob
Can they accomadate fatties? Just wondering incase Jon, Tony & Chaos were thinking of coming. Otherwise I wouldnt ask:bolt:

if you can get in a fekkr, jon & TD stand a fighting chance!

chaos should be ok if they have a helmet big enough!:well:

[scottyboy]

Is it bm members only? Coz i dont fancy driving all the way to milton keynes on me tod!

[Gav]

Originally posted by scottyboy
Is it bm members only? Coz i dont fancy driving all the way to milton keynes on me tod!


of course your freinds are welcome...........first come first served, as soon as we reach 30 participants thats it.

G

[Cookee]

Is there anything happening in the evening? South Devon to Milton Keynes for a kart race is a bit of a trek!

[Tony Davis]

Originally posted by Cookee
Is there anything happening in the evening?

Yeh, all gonna talk about how they would have won if they'd had the correct tyres/motor hadn't had a misfire, etc etc.

[Cookee]

Originally posted by Tony Davis
Yeh, all gonna talk about how they would have won if they'd had the correct tyres/motor hadn't had a misfire, etc etc.

Sounds like a fantastic idea - as an ex kart racer and powerboat racer (still just about current) I should be able to think up some quite good excuses should I need any - but are we going to stay in the area and have an evening "do" or is everyone going to piss off home afterwards?

[Wacky Racer]

I'm up for staying and having a few beers.

[Taz]

Ill come if we are having beers after!!

[Gav]

Originally posted by Cookee
Sounds like a fantastic idea - as an ex kart racer and powerboat racer (still just about current) I should be able to think up some quite good excuses should I need any - but are we going to stay in the area and have an evening "do" or is everyone going to piss off home afterwards?

should be a good few staying for some beer! i will & i know a few others will be.........

[Gav]

The list so far............


Me
lobbers
Wacky racer
1up
Grinch
Scottyboy + 1
IGD
cookee?

[Burty]

Count me in please dude

[Gav]

Originally posted by Burty
Count me in please dude

ok dude......

The list so far............


Me
lobbers
Wacky racer
1up
Grinch
Scottyboy + 1
IGD
cookee?
Burty

[MrRob]

Count me in as long as I can fit the Kart!

[Taz]

Will there be sluts up there??

[Gav]

Originally posted by Taz
Will there be sluts up there??

:aaahhh:

[Taz]

Shall i supply some sluts?

[MrRob]

Originally posted by Taz
Shall i supply some sluts?

Taz, I think you should brings sluts for everyone!

[Taz]

I know some right little minxes down ere! will fellow boatmadders pay for there room or take them in for da night?

[MrRob]

I will take as many into my room as I can fit but they will have to earn their keep!

[Taz]

oh k there not cheap the local essex slut likes to be wined and dined u know!!!

[MrRob]

Originally posted by Taz
oh k there not cheap the local essex slut likes to be wined and dined u know!!!

On what? Lambrini and KFC?

[Taz]

Mainly glasses and bottles of rosa most of them tend to eat the chicken and ribs in barbecue sause in our local boozer (i colud tell some storys)

[MrRob]

Is it true what they say about essex girls then?

[Taz]

Its all true my friend.. I tell u though really surprised by the dudley slut we were in da local dudley boozer to be invited over by two blonde tasty bimbo soughts.. 2 hours later it was back to the hotel room.. They liked the old lager though and accent was a right turn off!

[MrRob]

Originally posted by Taz
Its all true my friend.. I tell u though really surprised by the dudley slut we were in da local dudley boozer to be invited over by two blonde tasty bimbo soughts.. 2 hours later it was back to the hotel room.. They liked the old lager though and accent was a right turn off!
They dont have sluts in Dudley, just skank bitches! What were you doing in dudley anyhoo?

[Taz]

Hey i work for a living!!! I have a second business pro twat stretcher

[MrRob]

good work if you can get it! :up:

[michaelcaine]

all of a suddenly im liking carting,dont know why!:D

[mike k]

Originally posted by Taz
Shall i supply some sluts?

Is that Carting terminology ?

[Taz]

Yeah topless on carts!

[Gav]

Can we keep this thread on track please!!!! :flame:

[Taz]

Sorry Gav

[scottyboy]

Originally posted by Taz
Shall i supply some sluts?

:devil:

[MrRob]

Originally posted by Gav
Can we keep this thread on track please!!!! :flame:

Just because your under the thumb doesnt mean me, taz and MC cant get no poontang!

[michaelcaine]

Originally posted by MrRob
Just because your under the thumb doesnt mean me, taz and MC cant get no poontang!

shamoo!!!

[insane_lewis]

oooooooo karting, the thing is tho they dont actually do 70mph, generally 4 strokes and on technical tracks like that they dont rev high enough to get u to speed, we need 100cc 2 strokes now they are MAD!!!!

still you still feel like you going supersonic!
will check my cash flow and diary. would love to come and show my talents! lol :D

ooooo another idea, a BM paintball day!?

[Taz]

Originally posted by insane_lewis
oooooooo karting, the thing is tho they dont actually do 70mph, generally 4 strokes and on technical tracks like that they dont rev high enough to get u to speed, we need 100cc 2 strokes now they are MAD!!!!

still you still feel like you going supersonic!
will check my cash flow and diary. would love to come and show my talents! lol :D

ooooo another idea, a BM paintball day!?

sod paintball:no:

[PuppiesBalls]

im up for karting....

Paintballin ... What a great idea,why diddnt i think of that lol :D

[Burty]

Originally posted by michaelcaine
shampoo!!!

Head and shoulders?:D

[michaelcaine]

:D

[Gav]

i have one week to get the 30 drivers, if i havnt got at least 20 by next friday the event will be cancelled.

i do hope there isnt any confusion with the ribnobbas post " karting extravaganza in camberley"!! perhaps a moderator could remove it?

[PuppiesBalls]

Originally posted by Gav
perhaps a moderator could remove it?
say please :D

[Johnny Rocket]

i have one week to get the 30 drivers, if i havnt got at least 20 by next friday the event will be cancelled.

i do hope there isnt any confusion with the ribnobbas post " karting extravaganza in camberley"!! perhaps a moderator could remove it?Still a bit tetchy huh? :D

[Gav]

Still a bit tetchy huh? :D


me! tetchy! hell no!

so mr J.Rocket are you going to attend the karting or are you too far away? or scared of getting your arse whooped? or too embarrassed by making such a "tool" of yourself on the UK's premier boating website?

;fish;

[Burty]

How can he attend? He will be racing in Camberley that day:lol:lol:

[Johnny Rocket]

I'd love to come, but I'm defragging my hard disk that day! :laugh:

[Gav]

I'd love to come, but I'm defragging my hard disk that day! :laugh:

Oi you splashed my tetchiness!!!! fkin lanky nobba!

[Gav]

ok dude......

The list so far............


Me
lobbers
Wacky racer
1up
Grinch
Scottyboy + 1
IGD
cookee?
Burty

9 possibly 10 so far??

4 days to get to at least 20......... C'mon!!

[PuppiesBalls]

me and my dad

[Gav]

ok dude......

The list so far............


Me
lobbers
Wacky racer
1up
Grinch
Scottyboy + 1
IGD
cookee?
Burty

+
Puppiesballs
Mutznuts

12.............

[daren]

Will there be sluts up there??

If you go that'll be 1

[PuppiesBalls]

+
Puppiesballs
Mutznuts

12.............

thats 12 isit gav?

[Gav]

thats 12 isit gav?

correct, note scottyboy +1.......

[Cookee]

According to theaa.com it's 4 3/4 hours each way to MK, and although your company is worth that journey alone :puker: I'm not sure I can persuade the other half to spend that long in a car - besides her mother lives up that way! :bolt: So unless there is something happening in the evening I'm afraid I'm out! Sorry guys!

[Rupert Munro]

just have to check money but probably will be able to attend, trying to persuade amanda but think she's going to just be a spectator.

[Burnett]

Not a bad circuit Daytona. Although the fat boys are gonna struggle on the uphill run out of the bottom hairpin!
They have decent karts too, although I'm not sure what the track conditions will be like in January. Thermal long johns under your suits I think!

[Burty]

I'm sure JBD is up for it,
Last time i went karting outside it was absoultly pissing it down, best race i ever had cus people were just spinning all over the place

[Captain Chaos]

its most unlikely i'll make it the 13th,

now dont start crying chaps!

[PuppiesBalls]

its most unlikely i'll make it the 13th

why? u busy?:hump:

[Tony Davis]

its most unlikely i'll make it the 13th,



One of your numerous ski holidays no doubt? :violin:

[Captain Chaos]

err...............WTF you on about ole timer?............ my 'holiday' this year was 3 days on the IOW with Rusty, Lanky & Slug............... & I fkin earnt that after a certain late night in Poole!

how ws, miami, havasau, vegas, skiing, blah blah blah by the way????

Nob!

[Captain Chaos]

I cant make the go karting as i'm going fruit picking that day

[Tony Davis]

Any "fruits" that we'd know? :hump:

[Gav]

I cant make the go karting as i'm going fruit picking that day

:down: boring ole fart!

[Gav]

CANCELLED, not enough people as usual.....:down:

[Johnny Rocket]

So, anyone on for Camberley then? :headbang:

[PuppiesBalls]

yep :)