A Bear, a Lion and.....
......a hen walk into a bar. They are discussing who is the most feared animal on the planet.
The Bear says, “ When I growl, people shake with fright”
The Lion says, “ that’s nothing you wuss… when I roar whole villages panic and lock away their livestock”
The Hen says...
..... “ Feck off ya lightweights……..when I cough, everyone shits themselves……”
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“Never try to wrestle a pig” ™ The Sparkler Prefect
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