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Old 26-11-2006, 08:22 AM   #1
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adventure of a lifetime

If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, TRY THIS:



Enter Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq illegally. Never mind immigration Quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.



Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.

Demand bilingual nurses and doctors. Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc. Procreate abundantly

Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive

behaviour with, "It is a cultural thing; you wouldn't understand."
Keep your British identity strong.

Fly the your national flag from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window, or on your car bumper.

Speak only English at home and in public, and insist that your children do likewise.
Demand classes on English culture in the Muslim school System.
Demand a local country driver license. This will afford other legal
Rights and will go far to legitimise your unauthorised, illegal, presence in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq.
Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore local traffic Laws
Insist that local country law enforcement teaches English to all its Officers.
Organise protest marches against your host country, inciting violence against non-Brits, non-Christians, and the government that let you in.
Good luck! You'll soon be dead.





Because it will never happen in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq or any other
country in the world except right here in the UK For we are run by soft,
politically correct politicians, that are too scared to "offend" anyone.
If you agree, pass it on.



If you don't, go ahead and try the above in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq.
Good luck
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Old 26-11-2006, 09:06 AM   #2
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Politicians in the UK are shit scare of the "Racist" word. This country is unreal. Never mind the far east, just try the same in Spain and the local police will have you down the nick in a half nelson awaiting deportation.
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Old 26-11-2006, 09:07 AM   #3
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Re: adventure of a lifetime

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Because it will never happen in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq or any other
country in the world except right here in the UK For we are run by soft,
politically correct politicians, that are too scared to "offend" anyone.
What a load of bollocks, as British Citizens it is our responsibility to ensure that the land is governed accordingly through the age old channels of voting. The "British" public only have themselves to blame for the state of things so stop your moaning.

Whilst we are at it, there's no such bloody thing as a British person. Your either English, Scottish, Irish or Welsh, anything else is a misnomer.

Any nationality can become "British", but only an Englishman will ever be truly English.

Let us not forget who we truly are.
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