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Old 26-11-2004, 08:07 PM   #1
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an attractive young women .....

an acttractive young women walks up to the bar in a rural pub . she signals for the barman to bring his face close to hers. ''are you the manager ? '' she asks, running her fingers thru his hair . ''NO'' he replies . '' can you get him for me ?'' she asks, stroking his face and allowing two fingers to slip into his mouth so he can suck them gently . '' No sorry he replies , clearly aroused '' can i give him a message ?'' ''tell him there's no toilet roll ''
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Old 26-11-2004, 10:01 PM   #2
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and attends the world's shortest job interview.
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Old 26-11-2004, 10:07 PM   #3
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Outrageous!
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Old 27-11-2004, 03:16 AM   #4
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I'd love to rest me head in there and do the old 3 boob trick!
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Old 27-11-2004, 10:01 AM   #5
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specially with the middle one being the biggest tit of all!
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Old 27-11-2004, 10:16 AM   #6
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Old 27-11-2004, 10:22 AM   #7
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specially with the middle one being the biggest tit of all!
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Old 27-11-2004, 07:22 PM   #8
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Old 27-11-2004, 07:35 PM   #9
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Is that a bow that he's holding or is he just happy to see her?
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