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Old 30-01-2009, 06:58 PM   #1
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Here we go....
Every post received between 8 and 9pm today will add another £0.50 to the Team MWA donation to Comic Relief for every Post Starting with the Sentance "Phantom Boats are Ugly Because....." and it must be a meaningful sentance capable of rebuttal by myself... at the end of tonight Jon can delete the thread so as not to offend Phantom Owners !!


Over To You..............

Seeing as we are all "Boatmad" at the end of your Post put either "L" for Lifeboats or "C" for Comic Relief the highest on a simple count will get the cash
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Old 30-01-2009, 07:33 PM   #2
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Not in at at 8 so here goes "Phantom Boats are Ugly Because....."their owners are Smugly Fugly
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Old 30-01-2009, 07:36 PM   #3
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Not in at at 8 so here goes "Phantom Boats are Ugly Because....."their owners are Smugly Fugly
I cant argue with that.....................

First £0.50 even though we havent started yet......... Stunning Post (for a change lol)
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Old 30-01-2009, 07:47 PM   #4
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14 minutes to go,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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Old 30-01-2009, 07:52 PM   #5
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Jon in 7 mins your website could go bang .....
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Old 30-01-2009, 07:55 PM   #6
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Old 30-01-2009, 08:08 PM   #7
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Big Brother House this is Divia - you are live on c4 - no swearing
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Old 30-01-2009, 08:11 PM   #8
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Chaps, you wont be banned JF said it was OK
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Old 30-01-2009, 08:17 PM   #9
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Come on Simon aka Bigbird.... its foir Charity and JF wont ban you....,
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Old 30-01-2009, 08:17 PM   #10
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Phantom boats are ugly because that way Jon stands a chance of looking good whilst driving one
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Old 30-01-2009, 08:18 PM   #11
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Phantom boats are ugly because that way Jon stands a chance of looking good whilst driving one
I cant argue with that..........

Especially as he was wearing a "Sweat shirt and Jeans" to the Rya Meeting the other night"
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Old 30-01-2009, 08:21 PM   #12
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I'm just trying to redeem myself after allegedly having a fixation with TD's bottom!!
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Old 30-01-2009, 08:24 PM   #13
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I'm just trying to redeem myself after allegedly having a fixation with TD's bottom!!
Doesnt actually count as a qualifying post because you didnt start with "Phantom" etc etc

but as a creap post its good....

I, on balance would go for TD's rather than JF's its a meat -v- ginger thing..
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Old 30-01-2009, 08:31 PM   #14
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Phantom boats are ugly because.....because.........NO, sorry just can't do it after seeing your Scarab today, everything else is gorgeous
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Old 30-01-2009, 08:34 PM   #16
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Could'nt even lambast a phanton for Charity..... JF Would ........ For Charity
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Old 30-01-2009, 08:37 PM   #17
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35 mins into this and all its cost me is £1......


What ever happened to Giving, What Happened to Caring, What happened to getting me paying 50p for you to take the P*ss out of a phantom.......

A Sad day........
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Now that is just hilarious! And so true too!!!!!

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Old 30-01-2009, 08:41 PM   #19
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Christ members are so tight I'll cost myself 50P.....

"Phantom boats are Ugly because ..... they just are...
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Old 30-01-2009, 08:42 PM   #20
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Now that is just hilarious! And so true too!!!!!
You could have cot me another 50p.... but you wasted your post....... DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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