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Old 22-04-2005, 05:37 PM   #1
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Another joke....

>
> >A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
> me.
> >
> >I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
> started.
> >"
> >
> >Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished? "
> >
> >The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger. "
> >
> >Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
> >
> >She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
> the
> >table.
> >
> >He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
> >her and says: -
> >
> >"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
> assemble
> >these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.
> >
> >" He takes her hand and says:
> >
> >"Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea,
> >
> >and then....."
> >
> >he sighed....
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >"let's put all these Frosties back in the box."
>
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