B&Q It - A letter to B&Q

[Silversurfer]

Dear Sir/Madam,

My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72 days later.

Now, could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 f***ing days ago will be arriving from your warehouse 13 f***ing miles away?

Yours sincerely,
John Roberts

[Taz]

You dun aff find sum things

[dbe1]

Originally posted by Silversurfer
Dear Sir/Madam,

My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72 days later.

Now, could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 f***ing days ago will be arriving from your warehouse 13 f***ing miles away?

Yours sincerely,
John Roberts

You have gone and upset B&Q now with your nasty letter, and they have now put this up for sale

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