Banana Bread

[Matt]

Banana bread

Ingredients:

2 laughing eyes
2 loving arms
2 well-shaped legs
2 firm milk containers
1 fur lined mixing bowl
1 large banana

Directions:

1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs slowly.
3. Squeeze and massage firm milk containers very gently, until fur lined mixing bowl is well greased.
4. Check frequently with middle finger.
5. Add firm large banana, working in and out until well creamed.
6. As heat starts to rise, plunge firm banana deep into fur lined mixing bowl, and then cover with nuts.
7. Sign with relief, leave to soak for 10 minutes.
8. Bread is well done when banana is soft.

N.B. Be sure to wash mixing utensils, do not lick bowl.

P.S. If bread starts to rise, leave town.