Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 10-08-2006, 07:09 PM   #1
Registered User
Tony Davis's Avatar
Country: Job Centre
Location: In a box
Occupation: Chaos's gofer
Interests: Skiving
Boat make: Spectre 30
Engines: 2 x Promax 225
Cruising area: In the bath

Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: In a box
Posts: 5,201
Being British

Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese

And the most British thing of all? - Suspicion of anything foreign. Oh and......Only in Britain ... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in Britain ... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Britain ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.
Only in Britain ... do banks leave both doors open and chain the
pens to the counters.

Only in Britain .... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

Only in Britain ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in Britain ...are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.

3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue. 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts. 58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.
31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.
19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.

British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.
101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.
18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control
Scalextric cars.

Since 2002 43 people have broken bones whilst blowing up balloons and finally.........
In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet. In 1999 402 brits died from chronic constipation In 2004 76 people were injured whilst eating chips In 2005 1495 spouses were injured by their partner after being discovered
cheating via email

Chaos for Moderator.
Tony Davis is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-08-2006, 08:53 PM   #2
Registered User
G M's Avatar
Country: UK
Location: New Forest
Occupation: debugging
Interests: boats, snowboarding
Boat make: 22 Ring Cat
Engines: 250xs
Cruising area: Solent ish

Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: New Forest
Posts: 29

so how many of them live in Alderholt ?
G M is offline   Reply With Quote

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off

Powered by vBadvanced CMPS v3.2.3

All times are GMT +1. The time now is 04:35 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8 Beta 1
Copyright ©2000 - 2020, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.