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Old 14-08-2006, 08:30 AM   #1
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Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss.

Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?

The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son and went to bed early.

The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date.

The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her lady boss. Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her
house.

The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.

"No way," the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday
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Old 17-08-2006, 02:22 PM   #2
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A young blonde woman in Portsmouth was so depressed that she decided to end
her life by throwing herself from the Round Tower.

She went down to the tower and was about to leap into the
frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the
edge of the bridge, crying.
He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for.
I'm off to Australia in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away
on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day."

Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll
keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."

The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose?

Perhaps a fresh start in Australia would give her life new meaning.
That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.
From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of
fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.

Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by
the captain.

"What are you doing here?" the captain asked.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors, who's stowed me away"
she explained

"I get food and free passage to Australia, and he's screwing me."

"He certainly is," the captain said. "this is the Gosport Ferry. "
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Old 17-08-2006, 03:06 PM   #3
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Yeah but the southern version in the correct accent is much funnier, wouldnt you say?
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