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Old 26-10-2011, 11:17 AM   #1
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Old 26-10-2011, 12:28 PM   #2
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In my experience its best to reverse the boat in as the car seats get wet
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Old 27-10-2011, 07:27 PM   #3
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In my experience its best to reverse the boat in as the car seats get wet
Its also been said cars don't float to well...
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Old 27-10-2011, 07:29 PM   #4
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Old 27-10-2011, 10:19 PM   #5
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i bet he wished he got a trailer with this boat and what a stupped place to pert a lamp post!
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Old 27-10-2011, 10:26 PM   #6
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Old 27-10-2011, 10:33 PM   #7
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Wow paul thats a good one , i thought that would have been a self righting .
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Old 27-10-2011, 10:37 PM   #8
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Thats one hell of a roof rack. Or is it a truck bayliner i mean bedliner .
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Old 27-10-2011, 11:16 PM   #9
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2 things in life you cant get rid of, aids and a bayliner!!
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Old 28-10-2011, 09:16 AM   #10
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Good man! He's just done £3000 worth of improvements to a binliner!!
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Old 28-10-2011, 09:21 AM   #11
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I think we should all take advise from the other side of the pond every thing is bigger and better......3 cars and 2 tractors to launch 1 small boat.
Watch to the end were he opens the doors................enjoy

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Old 28-10-2011, 10:46 AM   #12
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Toyboata comes to mind, he will need to consult Jeremy Clarkson for registration and copyright issues first!!
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Old 28-10-2011, 11:42 AM   #13
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Clarkson's a "TOOL". . . . lol
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Old 28-10-2011, 01:19 PM   #14
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Clarkson's a "TOOL". . . . lol
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Old 28-10-2011, 07:57 PM   #15
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Can you imagine trying to explain that to the boss!
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Old 28-10-2011, 08:00 PM   #16
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I think we should all take advise from the other side of the pond every thing is bigger and better......3 cars and 2 tractors to launch 1 small boat.
Watch to the end were he opens the doors................enjoy

Am I correct to say that looks line a Binliner they are trying to "stop from sinking"...uurrggh sorry I ment getting onto the trailer.... if it is I have nothing more to say!!!!!
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Old 28-10-2011, 08:12 PM   #17
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Sooooo many of these kind of videos!

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