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[jackeen's Missus]

Hi Rubber!!!

I'm fat and plain as a pikestaff.

I'm also very quiet.

Ignore the fekkers.

Sorry to have missed you

Missus

We were on Mark Wildey's RIB...Red Scorpion...'jellignite'

[Rogue Wave]

Originally posted by rowg waiv
i could do with a bit on the side?

sorry for typing this missus it must have confused you I meant to say I could do with a bint on the side

[rubber dub tub]

Missus
Were you there for the race on Saturday or was it for the poker run on Sunday.

I was there on Saturday and the weather was great and i will share some photo's of the repair i have now got to carry out to my Rib.

[Rogue Wave]

how did you manage to do that to a Pac

[rubber dub tub]

another.

now it is partly modified, i think i will put in a bigger fuel tank and maybe a differant consul.

do you know of anyone who has done a modification along these lines.

[rubber dub tub]

Hi Rowg
Playing silly F**kers outside the Exe esttury on Saturday, went out with another rib to see if it was going to be alright for them to race.

The waves were about 15 / 18 ft peak to trough and i was still flat out. but my spare jerry cans decided enough was enough and went below for some shelter.

[Rogue Wave]

Ouch for a minute I thought maybe Miss Chief had taken a nibble out of it with her very powerful Jaw muscles

[Rogue Wave]

definitely know wher you can get a bitching consul from.

[Cookee]

Thanks for going out to test the conditions so I could leave mine on the trailer Ian!

[rubber dub tub]

Hi Cookie
that is alright mate would not want you to brake you boat, you should have come out to see for yourself, instead of propping up the bar.

The young lad drove back and had it nailed to the stop all the way apart from about 10 mins, when we left a wave and didn't land for sometime and landed straight into the bottom of the next, i think he winded himself.

[rubber dub tub]

Missus
i don't think you would have made it down on Saturday, Sunday was a lot better, except i had to earn some brownie points. so i stayed in.

[jackeen's Missus]

Saturday was messy alright. Stayed on land

Well done for doing the DIY or praying or wotever on Sunday.

Missus

[rubber dub tub]

Missus
it was far more serious than that,. nearly had to sleep on my rib, at least i now have a cabin or sort of .

[Captain Chaos]

"Ace" is due to set foot on dry land in 2 weeks. I'm sure he'll either be residing with me (being my spanner slave) or at his batchelor pad (or homo love-nest, not decided which yet ) down at port solent.

I think that having been away since March i may need to take him to the barbers, outfitters and then supply himwith some "adult material" so he can therefore return to being the consumate gentleman with all these foxy ladies you'll have lined up 4 him!!!

He's a real individual!! Trust me on that fact!!

And as he's 1 of only 3/4 mates of mine that actually like boats, you gotta a very good chance of meeting him when i finally pull my finger out and get down sarf!

[termite]

do you know of anyone who has done a modification along these lines

Oooh errr thats a big hole. Tell you what though Rogue and I have seen a briliant console on the Isle of Wight the other night. Cabin type with a cabin about the size of a double bed and sitting height. Am seriously considering one. He posts on here ans L & N and I have something rather precious he wants back.

T

[jackeen's Missus]

Crikey I've me work cut out for me!!!!

Rubber I'm sure all will be well in time

Chaos your gang sounds a bit wild

Missus
:hugegrin2

[Captain Chaos]

Er, No missus...... we're all sad blokes that went to a single sex school for far tooo long.

the first girl i ever spoke to was me mates sister and she only done it as dare!!!...........i was 17

But i like me mates........well sometimes!

[jackeen's Missus]

Originally posted by Captain Chaos
But i like me mates........

It's a question of degree here...

How much do you like your mates cos there are options

Missus (asked all the girls at the hairdressers today but they're all spoken for )

[Captain Chaos]

Ace has called me from Brunai and has spent the last couple of weeks in storms or sommink! so isnt gonna be back till end of July! no co-pilot for me then!

Ere Missus ..... i like me mates, but i'm not a FAIRY!!! ther'es been a missus Chaos for 5 or so years!

[jackeen's Missus]

[i]Ere Missus ..... i like me mates, but i'm not a FAIRY!!! ther'es been a missus Chaos for 5 or so years! [/B]

Steady!!!!

I believe in fairies

OK I'm sorting you into categories now.

Missus

I may need photos of yourselves or (for the right sort of woman)
the BOAT !!!