Call my cousin Billy-Bob

Smith · 06-03-2006, 10:14 AM

I want those two men and their boats apprehended immediately!

Yes sir, Captain. I understand. But, I don't know where we're gonna find a boat fast enough to catch 'em.

Call my brother-in-law, Billy Bob. He's got the fastest boat on the whole damn river. Billy Bob'll sure enough fix their ass! Yeah, call Billy Bob.

There's two boats, Billy Bob. They're movin' like buttered pigs!
Now, I promised these boys here you'd get 'em. Don't let me down.

Cool down, JW. I'm on my way.

Want something, boy?

Yes. I'd like to borrow this boat, if I may.

Everybody on the river would like to borrow this boat.

http://www.boatsandoutboards.co.uk/view/F91635/

Jon Fuller · 06-03-2006, 04:31 PM

Now that's funny!!

Has anyone noticed the large sticker across the engine cover of that boat??

Mr Pascoe 'will' be proud!

Matt · 06-03-2006, 04:33 PM

Can't quite make the sticker out.

Captain Chaos · 06-03-2006, 04:34 PM

gotta be very similar to that 'Thing' my bro has.

Squared-off bows, jet drive pug/citroen 1.4

Captain Chaos · 06-03-2006, 04:35 PM

sticker looks like a couple of them mexican bees off of the simpsons

prob vulture Ventures?

Woody · 06-03-2006, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jon Fuller
Now that's funny!!

Has anyone noticed the large sticker across the engine cover of that boat??

Mr Pascoe 'will' be proud!

Yep looks like the same ones as on Charlie Burnetts Los Locos

wasonlydoing10knts! · 06-03-2006, 05:26 PM

It was on ebay the other week saying something like "5ltr Jet Boat" in the description, only when you looked did you realise it wasn't!

Like the fake pipes though.