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Old 25-11-2005, 10:26 PM   #1
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Car wash

I had a big problem in the late summer.
Put My BMW 5 series through a Total Garage Car Wash.
Now, anyone that gets their car washed regularly knows that Total are the best and the dearest machines.
One day late summer, thought I'd better get the car cleaned as I was picking up celebrity X, and taking her down to Brighton.
Sitting in the car wash wash, reading my newspaper of choice, (The Daily Sport) and low and behold, I hear a noise!
The car wash roller has unlocked my boot, and bent it into my back window!
I reported the incident at once to the guy in charge of the pumps, he gave me broken English the name of Total's insurance company.
The insurance company:
Have sent an engineer down to see my car. satisfied with my story,
Have asked BMW in Munich, "Can this happen?" BMW replied ,"We have no recorded cases".
They spoke to me last week, " Mr. Moore are you sure this is what really happened?"
I replied, "Look I am a taxi driver, why on earth would I want a broken boot for 3 months?"
Letter came through the post today,
Ok we will pay up!
But "We trust you will take care when using the Car Wash in future"
You cant make it up!
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