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Old 22-08-2006, 08:10 AM   #1
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Death by rolling Pin

when you been working all day & you feel a little tired you come in sit down with drink. Your loving better half walks over a says shes been to the gym again. DO NOT REPLY with "your belly still stick out as far as your tits"
It dont go down to well & you have to sit on ya todd all night with no conversation
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Old 22-08-2006, 08:31 AM   #2
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Re: Death by rolling Pin

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......"your belly still stick out as far as your tits" ...
Subtle...subtle.... personally, I'm too cowardly to make comments like that.. I always opt for a nice and safe "Oh yes Dear, that sounds interesting. How has your day been?"… it may not be heart felt.. but at least I’m guaranteed a glass of wine to drink .. and not to wear…
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Old 22-08-2006, 10:43 AM   #3
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"your belly still stick out as far as your tits"
Its just not a true! Unless things have gone totally 'pear shaped' down there!
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Old 22-08-2006, 10:58 AM   #4
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Thats why I was so in the s**t, just slipped out
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Old 22-08-2006, 10:59 AM   #5
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Thats why I was so in the s**t, just slipped out
Your lucky to be alive mate!
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Old 22-08-2006, 11:26 AM   #6
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dont worry JohnyBluefin, I've got a couple of corkers that make that sound tame. Inc the imortal line i used on my 1st ever date with MrsChaos.................. in fact its a minor miracle she ever came back for more chubbylovin'
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Old 22-08-2006, 11:42 AM   #7
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Come on then, what did you say?
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Old 22-08-2006, 11:54 AM   #8
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err, I think all i can say: is that when making reference to the make-up she was wearing, I said she looked like a clown!!

yeh, thats right....... lips engaged before my brain!!!!

the good news is I managed to clarify my comment by saying that she didnt need to wear any/as much slap as she has a beautifull face!!!!

the head is only part of my smoothness
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Old 22-08-2006, 10:55 PM   #9
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