when you been working all day & you feel a little tired you come in sit down with drink. Your loving better half walks over a says shes been to the gym again. DO NOT REPLY with "your belly still stick out as far as your tits"
It dont go down to well & you have to sit on ya todd all night with no conversation
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Originally posted by BluFin ......"your belly still stick out as far as your tits" ...
Subtle...subtle.... personally, I'm too cowardly to make comments like that.. I always opt for a nice and safe "Oh yes Dear, that sounds interesting. How has your day been?"… it may not be heart felt.. but at least I’m guaranteed a glass of wine to drink .. and not to wear…
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dont worry JohnyBluefin, I've got a couple of corkers that make that sound tame. Inc the imortal line i used on my 1st ever date with MrsChaos.................. in fact its a minor miracle she ever came back for more chubbylovin'
personally, I'm too cowardly to make comments like that.. I always opt for a nice and safe "Oh yes Dear, that sounds interesting. How has your day been?"… it may not be heart felt.. but at least I’m guaranteed a glass of wine to drink .. and not to wear…
I got jumper cables!
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