Did you know!

[roofer]

During an hours swimming at the local pool you will swallow 11/2 litres of urine

In an average day your hands will come into indirect contact with 15 penises, touching door handles.

An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

In a year you will swallow 14 insects while you sleep.

Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and not washed their hands

In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty laundry basket

At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from a fellow guest

Daily you will breathe in 1 litre of other peoples anal gases.

[verytricky]

Originally posted by roofer
During an hours swimming at the local pool you will swallow 11/2 litres of urine

As I very much doubt you actually swallow even 250ml of water whilst swimming for an hour, how do you manage to get the 1.5 litres of urine?

[roofer]

Originally posted by verytricky
As I very much doubt you actually swallow even 250ml of water whilst swimming for an hour, how do you manage to get the 1.5 litres of urine?

Didn't say it was true which is why its posted under bollix.

[littlenige]

Daily you will breathe in 1 litre of other peoples anal gases.



Now THAT I do believe!

I used to work at Gatwick - when the doors to the aircraft were opened you wouldn´t believe how bad it smells. Trust me! All that gas - no wonder you can´t smoke on a plane.............