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Old 06-04-2005, 03:47 PM   #1
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Driving theory test

So you think you're a good driver eh?
http://www.dsa.gov.uk/mockpaper/theoryintro.htm#
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Old 06-04-2005, 04:24 PM   #2
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Old 06-04-2005, 07:49 PM   #3
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failed........ 27 out of 35, some of them were total bollocks!
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Old 06-04-2005, 10:45 PM   #4
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and i reckon i'm the better driver.... not anymore !!!
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Old 06-04-2005, 10:48 PM   #5
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yeah but i let her win !!
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Old 06-04-2005, 11:58 PM   #7
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Failed

28/35 Fail ! and I only drive 100,000 miles a year!
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Old 07-04-2005, 12:34 AM   #8
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28...........I need to brush-up before i take the real thing!

how long DOES a provisional last for anyhow?
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Old 07-04-2005, 08:20 AM   #9
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Motorcycle test for me......and,Oh..just the 35 right answers for me... but, Hell, I AM good.....
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Old 07-04-2005, 08:51 AM   #10
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Old 07-04-2005, 09:24 AM   #11
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Ok...so I thought I'd do the "Car test" in case it was any more difficult...and guess what?... 35 again..... you really are a load of clueless Nobbas who shouldn't be out on the road...
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Old 07-04-2005, 10:12 AM   #12
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I ain't as clever as the smartarse, but I passed both the car & motorcycle ones.
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Old 07-04-2005, 10:25 AM   #13
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anyone wanna guess what I got for my LGV test?........
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Old 07-04-2005, 10:26 AM   #14
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Yup... that's 105 correct answers for 105 questions....... Bow down, feckas... you're not worthy...
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Old 07-04-2005, 10:37 AM   #15
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So I thought I'd have a go at the PSV theory... the one licence I don't have and.......35 outta 35.......

Thank feck there ain't any "mock papers" for anything to do with boats........
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Old 07-04-2005, 10:41 AM   #16
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Typical fkkn knowitall ribber!
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Old 07-04-2005, 10:43 AM   #17
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Just another certificate for me collection...
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Old 07-04-2005, 11:48 PM   #18
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Thats not the test result nobba!!!!
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Old 07-04-2005, 11:57 PM   #20
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Hey, never mind the result. I completed all the questions!
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