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Old 26-05-2010, 11:14 PM   #21
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Wee musst poot mowar quilted Andriks der neckst wun
i towld yew dat butt yew sed wee ad too cutt de fkin cossts dowen. yew sed yew needid mor munny too bi de viargra tablets

sily owld bastud. att iz ayge de ownly yewse forr viargra iz too stopp im rowlin owt ov bedd inn de middul ov de nite.

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Old 27-05-2010, 09:15 AM   #22
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Kinnell, I thought gArf had passed away!
Difficult to tell the difference...he'd still smell and look the same....maybe, just maybe a touch more mobile if the fecka wasn't actually dead...but hard to tell......
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Old 27-05-2010, 12:09 PM   #23
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sily owld bastud. att iz ayge de ownly yewse forr viargra iz too stopp im rowlin owt ov bedd inn de middul ov de nite.

gaRf[/QUOTE]

Issa li, an orl mayd up bi yoo
I neva uze de vigra fo dat sex fing.. It goze inme Lotus tank anit dunalf shift onit.
Dis is a pursenol atak on mi karakter anitz gotta stop. Jonni fulla sed yoo wos a ribnobba anso wotya dooin on Boatmad ?
Go bak to nobnet wiv de uvver retards wot carnt dryv a propa bote an leeve de cleva stuff too uz.

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Old 27-05-2010, 12:44 PM   #24
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It goze inme Lotus tank
a lowtus. fuk mee iym imprest yew chinn skracher. i thort yew wud av a volov 240 istate.

anywaiy bee cairful wiv de lowtus. ifn yew pussh dem too ard innto a bennd thay swopp ennds............






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Old 27-05-2010, 01:18 PM   #26
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a lowtus. fuk mee iym imprest yew chinn skracher. i thort yew wud av a volov 240 istate.

anywaiy bee cairful wiv de lowtus. ifn yew pussh dem too ard innto a bennd thay swopp ennds............






................bitt lyke yor botes reely
If yew swopp enz in wunof myne it pruves yoo reeli aar a knob an need de condom roun yer bote to keep yer safe !! Trym de fekka out an get de nowse wavin inde ayer....

S'only them S1 Elizz wot woz triki tu drive.

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Old 27-05-2010, 01:29 PM   #27
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If yew swopp enz in wunof myne it pruves yoo reeli aar a knob

yorr rite bosss. i doo apolergise. wot i sed waz ownly heersaiy........



............... i herd jony de wakks saiy itt

iyll gett bakk too lanimaytin de 34 noww. gett sum mor shutterin pli owt ov de staws
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Old 27-05-2010, 02:42 PM   #28
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yorr rite bosss. i doo apolergise. wot i sed waz ownly heersaiy........



............... i herd jony de wakks saiy itt

iyll gett bakk too lanimaytin de 34 noww. gett sum mor shutterin pli owt ov de staws
Thatz zum cuul shaydz yoo werrin in yuur avitaa Garvisch !
Aar yoo imperzinatyn sum1 famus ??
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Old 27-05-2010, 07:37 PM   #29
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ow didd yew gess.
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Old 27-05-2010, 09:17 PM   #30
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ow didd yew gess.
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