England O Dear.

[Carl_B]

So they gone and done it again they never fail to disappoint. Cant believe i wasted 90 mins of my life watching the inevitable.

[baj666]

Originally Posted by Carl_B

So they gone and done it again they never fail to disappoint. Cant believe i wasted 90 mins of my life watching the inevitable.

true to form and thank god i never spent hard earned money flying over there...over paid puffs

[dowdy]

Drove like a lunatic from Chertsey in surrey to get back to me local,the Royal Oak in Treflach,200 miles away,made it with 3 minutes to spare,what a bag of shite,changed pubs at half time to try and change the luck,it got worse and worse,of course it had to be dem germins again,off to the x guns now,going to get bladdered,sticking to me chess from now on

[Andree]

Sorry guys but I dont feel that I wasted my time

[jonp]

I don't get it. The guys that were supposed to carry england on its shoulders were not even able to carry themselves. Rooney looked lazy, Gerrard looked scared. Lampard? I think Capello made a big mistake leaving Walcott at home.

I feel really sorry for england but germany deserved to win.

How about taking Svennis back?

[slomo]

i wonder how many arrests will be made tonight

[Delta28]

What advantage have the England Team got over individual Labia, Vulvas, and Pubic Mounds...?







At least they're complete c##nts....

[biffer]

was england playing football over the weekend then, what channel was that on, i saw some tosser's kicking a ball about on sunday pm, that couldn't have been an international game surely

[cooolaii]

Originally Posted by biffer

was england playing football over the weekend then, what channel was that on, i saw some tosser's kicking a ball about on sunday pm, that couldn't have been an international game surely

yep they got what they deserved for playing bad football , they never even qualified 2 years ago for the euro cup , good thing about it we admit to them playing bad football games , not like next door nabours across the border down ere were they already won before it all started ,plus all the excuses after if they don`t . i,e ,like SPANISH news today, Hammilton was 2nd due to cheating , but never said he was given 10 seconds penalty ,

And about Sven, never bring back some1 who`s been there before .wont work.

[Mark Wildey]

From a friend in South Africa.....

A little old lady trying to cross the road when Fabio Capello sees her struggling. 'Excuse me my dear, can you manage?' asks Capello. Little old lady replies 'You got yourself into this mess, don't expect me to help you out'

What's the difference between a faulty jet engine and Wayne Rooney? The jet engine eventually stops whining.

Three hours of football and Rob Green is still England's top scorer.

The England World Cup team visited an orphanage in South Africa yesterday. 'It's so good to put a smile on the faces of people constantly struggling and facing insurmountable odds,' said Shiphiwe Modese, aged six.

Guy walks into the brothel dungeon and says to the mistress "I'm really kinky, I want total humiliation, how much will it cost" The mistress looks at him and says "£29.99" "WOW", says the guy, "That's a great price so what do I get for that ?" She looks at him and says "An England shirt"

All charges against the intruder to the England dressing room have been dropped following a FIFA investigation. Apparently Rob Green let him in.

I can't believe we only managed a bloody draw against a third rate bunch of losers who we should have beaten easily.. Makes me ashamed to be Algerian.

All future England matches are to be screened on the adult gay TV channel. Apparently the sight of 11 a***holes getting pummeled for 90 minutes has been deemed too explicit for terrestrial TV.

Knorr have released a special edition OXO cube in white with a red stripe to commemorate our current world cup campaign. It's called the laughing stock.

The guy on death row in Utah got to pick his own firing squad. He went for Rooney, Lampard, Heskey, Crouch and Gerrard.

[biffer]

police have found a bloke dead in the river, he had on, stocking, suspenders, a blow up doll on his hampton, a dildo up his rear and an england shirt on,

police have removed the shirt to save his family any embarrassment

[dowdy]

Weather front for heathrow,load of shite coming in from south africa.

[Carl_B]

Trouble is no one else to take their place. Rest of prem all foreign, maybe start looking at first division players. At least they havent forgot they are footballers and dont think they are celebs like this bunch of stains. Prob get a better class of football not so much ego's running around. Cant do no worse can they.

[1up]

Originally Posted by Carl_B

So they gone and done it again they never fail to disappoint. Cant believe i wasted 90 mins of my life watching the inevitable.

I didnt bother to watch , i had much more fun watching the diamond race in belgium, and a brit won

[Carl_B]

Originally Posted by 1up

I didnt bother to watch , i had much more fun watching the diamond race in belgium, and a brit won

Yeah wish i'd joined ya

[Tom Stone]

after a morning of boating, thought i'd try this 'football' thing. so sitting on my brothers decking, beer in hand, tv pulled round to watch the match and just as the whistle went someone spotted a seal on the beach.

a seal in pevensey bay, spent the rest of the afternoon watching that, sod the footy

[Carl_B]

Originally Posted by Tom Stone

after a morning of boating, thought i'd try this 'football' thing. so sitting on my brothers decking, beer in hand, tv pulled round to watch the match and just as the whistle went someone spotted a seal on the beach.

a seal in pevensey bay, spent the rest of the afternoon watching that, sod the footy

wise choice

[baj666]

Originally Posted by Carl_B

Trouble is no one else to take their place. Rest of prem all foreign, maybe start looking at first division players. At least they havent forgot they are footballers and dont think they are celebs like this bunch of stains. Prob get a better class of football not so much ego's running around. Cant do no worse can they.

f$&king hell Carl a bunch of sunday league lads would do us and a lot better than those poncy tossers thats now at home wondering which top Italian sports car to buy next with there ill-gotten gains

[2-XS-IF]

I see Englands next game is against Iceland, if they win that they will then play Tesco.

[Andree]

Don't be so dissapointed. We just blasted Argentina 4:0 away. England shoot one goal more than Argentina. So maybe a liitle bit of satisfaction.