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Old 10-04-2005, 07:50 PM   #1
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Firkin Rib Owners.

Why oh why is it that Rib owners believe that speed and wake limits dont apply to them.

Its impossible to have a kip on my boat on the Itchen without some muppet making waves whilst travelling to or from Drivers Wharf.

One particular bloke with Blue toobs and a compliment of Nuckleheads roughed us up nice.

Id have had a good mind to cut off his arms and legs and call him Stumpy, if someone had not already beat me to it.

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Old 10-04-2005, 09:16 PM   #2
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You old fart. Nnnngggeeerrr, you're disturbing my sleep.

P.S. What was the boat called?
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Old 10-04-2005, 10:01 PM   #3
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i didnt see any name, but i sure as hell know who the driver was.
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Old 10-04-2005, 10:03 PM   #4
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i didnt see any name, but i sure as hell know who the driver was.

WHO WHO????

wasnt that borldscratcher woz it
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Old 10-04-2005, 11:17 PM   #5
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Mmm. I think I know who it was.
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Old 11-04-2005, 06:40 AM   #6
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The Police boat can be a bit reckless on the Itchen as well

I've seen the Drivers Wharf pontoon leap three feet in the air when hit by wash.
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Old 11-04-2005, 09:25 AM   #7
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I've seen the Drivers Wharf pontoon leap three feet in the air when hit by wash.
I've told you a million times not to exagerate!
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acksherly no exaggeration! It was a bit like the film of the suspension bridge in the USA that self destructs in the wind - have you seen that one?
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Old 11-04-2005, 09:30 PM   #9
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Needless to say the guilty party has yet to comment on this thread.
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Go on then - name & shame!
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yeah go on!
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Old 11-04-2005, 10:49 PM   #12
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Old 11-04-2005, 11:22 PM   #14
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acksherly no exaggeration! It was a bit like the film of the suspension bridge in the USA that self destructs in the wind - have you seen that one?
Tacuma narrows Suspension Bridge if memory serves.....what really impressed me was the headbangers who were still walking on the wobbly bridge!

I have seen the harbour master chasing a Jetskier at many Knots down the Itchen and the wash was huge.

I think high speed passes of marinas on the Itchen is is not rib specific!

We had to rescue a yacht that was drifting onto Hythe shore so I called it in and got permission to proceed at speed down the Itchen in Billy!

the funny thing was the yacht is in a transatlantic yacht race in three weeks time but two days ago it failed to cross Southampton Water
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at speed down the Itchen in Billy!
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Old 12-04-2005, 12:16 AM   #16
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We had to rescue a yacht that was drifting onto Hythe shore so I called it in and got permission to proceed at speed down the Itchen in Billy!

If you'd gone past my boat on the itchen and stuck it on the bank, permission from the nobs in uniform or not, I'd have been straight round with my Leatherman tool and converted your rib into a very low freeboard hard boat!
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If you'd gone past my boat on the itchen and stuck it on the bank, permission from the nobs in uniform or not, I'd have been straight round with my Leatherman tool and converted your rib into a very low freeboard hard boat!
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Old 12-04-2005, 12:27 AM   #18
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ah the fkin scarlet pimponell returns...........sign in ya knob. then i know whether to barrage you with pm's or not
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Old 12-04-2005, 08:04 AM   #19
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sign in ya knob. then i know whether to barrage you with pm's or not
Eeeeeeeeerrrrrrr!.....no!, not on your nelly, why dy'a think i'm secret squirreling?
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