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Old 28-09-2005, 10:54 PM   #21
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Don't let Burty offload his old skanky one on you and have the new one for himself dude!!!
no no no, i want a new one! if i have the old one i'm afraid i'll have to insist on a thorough unit sweeping....
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Old 28-09-2005, 10:55 PM   #22
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no no no, i want a new one! if i have the old one i'm afraid i'll have to insist on a thorough unit sweeping....
and the whole road out front
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Old 28-09-2005, 10:57 PM   #23
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telltale - adj. revealing or betraying something. - n. 1 a person who tells tales. 2 a device or object that automatically gives a visual indication of the state or presence of something.

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It's 'tales'.
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and the whole road out front
and scrub those 2 black tyre marks off!!

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Bloke says about his wifes bum....."she's got an arse like a badly packed parachute!"
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Old 28-09-2005, 10:58 PM   #25
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its just some 8mm plastic hose and a bit of hose pipe a tiewrap or jubilee clip and a 4, 3 or 2 to 1 push fit fitting thingy. Nothing to it really. Just attach it to your hose pipe and push the 8mm plastic pipe up the pickups, easy,

Aint £40 worth thats for sure!!! Cleaning the floor and the flush tool thats about £40's worth though!!!
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Old 28-09-2005, 10:59 PM   #26
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and scrub those 2 black tyre marks off!!

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Old 28-09-2005, 10:59 PM   #27
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telltale - adj. revealing or betraying something. - n. 1 a person who tells tales. 2 a device or object that automatically gives a visual indication of the state or presence of something.

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It's 'tales'.
Yay I was write
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Old 28-09-2005, 11:01 PM   #28
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Yay I was write

dont you mean

Yay I was white
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Old 28-09-2005, 11:02 PM   #29
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Yay I was write

dont you mean

Yay I was white
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Old 28-09-2005, 11:03 PM   #30
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Whats a Twip?
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Whats a Twip?
when you nearly fall over?
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Its when a wabbit goes for a wide on a twain!!!
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Old 28-09-2005, 11:08 PM   #34
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Old 28-09-2005, 11:08 PM   #35
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its just some 8mm plastic hose and a bit of hose pipe a tiewrap or jubilee clip and a 4, 3 or 2 to 1 push fit fitting thingy. Nothing to it really. Just attach it to your hose pipe and push the 8mm plastic pipe up the pickups, easy,

Aint £40 worth thats for sure!!! Cleaning the floor and the flush tool thats about £40's worth though!!!
since when has 8mm plastic tube looked like this???
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F*CK that! fekin jippo!
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Old 28-09-2005, 11:12 PM   #37
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so do you want the left or right glove then dude?
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i'll take a picture of mine tomorrow and i'll make a new glove one for me
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That's cool, though I think you should've used a marigold.
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so do you want the left or right glove then dude?


does it work nobba?
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