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Old 22-03-2007, 09:48 PM   #1
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Freakiest stuff EVER!!

I came home today and was checking my emails. Amongst them was the usual one fro friends reunited saying that someone had joined the list from my old school (well after I left the place, as usual) so I just disregarded it.
I then thought 'Well, let's have a look anyway' so clicked on the link. Sure enough, it was no-one I knew. Anyway, while I was there I thought I'd search for a few people, as you do, and I typed in some names of my old girlfriends.
I found my VERY FIRST girlfriend! She's married now (Quelle surprise) and has a daughter. I then read further and discovered that she's having her 40th birthday party IN THE PUB I GO TO WITH MY FOLKS and it's TOMORROW NIGHT!!

I really have to go to that, don't I?

Wonder if she'll recognize me?

I should walk up to her and say 'Sorry - forgot my keys. I think I left them on your hall table. In 1986!'
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Old 22-03-2007, 10:12 PM   #2
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What if shes fat and minging now?
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Old 22-03-2007, 10:14 PM   #3
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Then she wouldn't have changed a bit!
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Old 22-03-2007, 11:26 PM   #4
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Interests: Rum. Pirates. And West Cornwall pasties.
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What if shes fat and minging now?
Then I'll be glad I'm still single!
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