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Old 12-11-2008, 03:51 PM   #1
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Funniest thread ever

Had this sent to me today, thought I'd pass it on.... http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=111777031
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Old 12-11-2008, 04:00 PM   #2
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TD you've done it again was going to post this some days back but the guys I work with thought boaters don't look at this kind of site or not the kind of boaters we see
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Old 12-11-2008, 04:45 PM   #3
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sent to you a,or were you looking in to a bit of body building
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I don't see what everyones problem with her is. They all look the same from behind don't they?
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TD,

Are you a closet "Body Builder" rather than a closet "Boat Builder"

Holy Mother of Jesus that girl is soooooo ugly.........

But on a dark night, after a few beers.........










































BigBird might be tempted
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Old 12-11-2008, 05:14 PM   #6
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I don't see what everyones problem with her is. They all look the same from behind don't they?
What, even ladyboys? Chaos would be the man to ask.
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Old 12-11-2008, 05:21 PM   #7
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What, even ladyboys? Chaos would be the man to ask.
Is this thread going somewhere Horrible
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I wouldn't touch that with yours - and you're as feckin ugly as she is
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have you been frisked by the law lately ...

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Holy Crap Simon.....

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- and you're as feckin ugly as she is
My tits are bigger....
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