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Old 05-11-2005, 11:48 AM   #1
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THE ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:


Q: ?WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?

A: ??It's Braille for suck here.


Q: ?WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?

A: ??It's the same as a French kiss, but only "down under."


Q: ?WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?

A: ??Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.



Q: ?WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?

A: ??Because when they come, they're wild and wet. ?But then they go, they
take your house and car with them.



Q: ?WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN
THE MORNING?

A: ??Because they don't have any balls to scratch


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