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Old 16-05-2006, 07:47 PM   #1
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Gold Toilet in the White House

Before the 2001 inauguration of George W.Bush, he was invited to a get acquainted tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom.

When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to see that President Clinton had a solid gold urinal.

That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal.
"Just think," he said "when I am President, I could have a gold urinal too, but I wouldn't do something that self-indulgent!"

Later when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery of the fact that, in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.

That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hilary smiled, and said to Bill, "I found out who pissed in your saxaphone."
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Old 16-05-2006, 07:51 PM   #2
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Old 16-05-2006, 08:19 PM   #3
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