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Old 01-12-2013, 05:10 PM   #1
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Dear Friends,

I have written a book and am quite proud of the results and, in order to
market the publication, I'm asking friends and family to spread the news
about this essential read.

This book on golf gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider
information that I have gained through years of golfing experience.

Highlights include:

Chapter 1) How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt

Chapter 2) How to Hit a Maxfli ball from the Rough When You Just Hit a
Titleist from the Tee

Chapter 3) How to Get More Distance off the Shank

Chapter 4) When to Give the Course Manager the Finger

Chapter 5) Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m

Chapter 6) How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water

Chapter 7) How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three off the Tee

Chapter 8) How to Relax When You Are Hitting Five off the Tee

Chapter 9) When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent

The book also includes some GOLF TERMINOLOGY

A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole

A Diego Maradonna - a nasty 5 footer

A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read

A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't

A Cuban - needs one more revolution

An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim

An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker

A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand

A Kate Moss - bit thin

A Gerry Adams - playing a Provisional

A Brazilian - Just shaved the hole

A Rodney King - over clubbed

An O. J. Simpson - got away with it

A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver

A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver

A Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems
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Old 05-12-2013, 09:33 PM   #2
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Great stuff! Should be printed out and hung by the 19th hole...
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Old 07-12-2013, 10:44 AM   #3
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A Beckham - a Posh hole
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