Good Lord gArf...only 21!!!

[jackeen's Missus]

Many happy returns to the gArfish!!!!

I didn't realise you were so young....bless...

Any special plans....fireworks over the bulrushes?

Missus

You are experanced bloke my friend for your age enjoye your day anyhow

[The gArfish]

Originally posted by jackeen's Missus
Any special plans....

yus i amm gowin too a swinngers parrty inn reddin. fyrewerks inn de fkin bulrushis

gArf

[Chrisallse]

Twenty One!!!!!!!NO WAY......who do you know that eats SPAM and is under Fifty.....come to that who even knows about spam under 50...

[willowkis]

Originally posted by The gArfish
yus i amm gowin too a swinngers parrty inn reddin. fyrewerks inn de fkin bulrushis

gArf

HAPPY BIRTHDAY gArfish....... if you are in Reddin later, why not call in and say Hi.....

By the way I'm the 3rd bulrush on the right...

[Ice Kiddie]

Originally posted by The gArfish
i amm gowin too a swinngers parrty inn reddin...

Were you the one in the gimp mask?

[Tony Davis]

I'm old enough to remember when "going dogging" meant greyhound racing at the White City, not

www.dogging.co.uk

It lists a car park round the corner from me, no wonder my wife is always taking the dogs out!!!!!!

[Louise]

21 again?!!!

Garfie you are macho person obviously born around midnight to cover both days my friend

[Rogue Wave]

I think Garfie is more likely to log on to cottaging .co.uk.

[Chrisallse]

Garfie wasnt born....

[The gArfish]

Originally posted by Chrisallse
Garfie wasnt born....

itts nise too sea yew gett sunfink rite yew ole wazzuk . i waz addoptid

gArf

[Rogue Wave]

Did U come from a broken home then?

[The gArfish]

Originally posted by Rogue Wave
Did U come from a broken home then?

itt waz orlrite til yew gott yerr porrs onn itt

gArf

[Rogue Wave]

I haven't broken nuffink for at least a fortnight. (the Discovery doesn't count)

Just beeing independent person

[jackeen's Missus]

Ah gArF

You can't be 21 every day.

I'll be broke from buyin cards and balloons....and the rate you're going through fireworks...what on earth are you doing with them?

BTW there's a joblot of fireworks going cheep at RIBEX if you're running out...

I think Cooks will be floggin them...special price cos they're branded RIBNET (don't know wot that means...)

But I believe JK is going to have the law changed so Ribsters have to carry them instead of flares.

I think they're doing it for charity...

For every firework sold 1p goes to the Terminator House Restoration Fund

1p for a tasteful cheer up sympathy bouquet for Manos

1p goes to feeding Waver's camels

and 1p for buying three-in-one oil for Matt...

Any left over fireworks will be used for puttin under people getting up Forum Bosses' Noses...

Missus (Update)

(BTW

Originally posted by Matt
Dirk Diggler and garf should get together. Take a look at Mr Diggler's website.

I'm so afraid to do that...

Actually TD posted that not DD Matt!!!!

(And I'm very disappointed. )

[Rogue Wave]

21 again

Not once, not twice but thrice twenty one year old.

lets see 21 + 21 +21 that makes you 63......lets hope you don't get as cranky as the other 63 year old on this site

only two more birthdays and yule be gettin a post card from the Queen. (that's Tony Davis to his friends in the car park)

[jackeen's Missus]

Originally posted by Rogue Wave
that makes you 63......lets hope you don't get as cranky as the other 63 year old on this site

only two more birthdays and yule be gettin a post card from the Queen. (that's Tony Davis to his friends in the car park)

Your brain is wasted RW.

I'm not cranky usually...just shouldn't post after a bad day on the water!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And I've got to find a way of sticking the threads together like the other Boss does (JF can't be bothered his banjo tidying up round here)

gArf for feks sake

Missus

[Rogue Wave]

Originally posted by jackeen's Missus
Your brain is wasted RW.

After the life I've had I should Fkkn hope so!