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Old 14-02-2006, 12:00 PM   #1
Ben
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Country: US
Location: Virginia
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Boat name: A Little Noisy
Boat make: Excalibur 24
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Husband Superstore

Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to
choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out over five floors,
with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only
rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a
man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't goback down
except to leave the place, never to return.

A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands.

First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids."

The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having
a job or not loving kids, butI wonder what's further up?" So up they went.

Second floor
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are
extremely good looking."

"Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's
further up?"

Third floor
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely goodlooking, love kids and help with the housework."

"Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so
further up they went."

Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak."

"Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on!" So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are f**king impossible to please. The exit is to
your left, we hope you fall down the stairs."
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