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Old 14-06-2004, 10:41 PM   #1
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i wanna bee a litehowse keyper

missis G az bin naggin mee too gett a fkin jobb sow i anserd a addvirt inn de payper forr litehowse werk. dat wud jus doo mee a fkin treet i thort. stanndin att de topp ov a towwer flashin a bigg fkin lite att de passin shipps. i mite evun gett de chanse too sinkk a feww ov dem rib bastuds ifn i swich de fkker orf att de rite tyme.

enywaiys i wenn t too dis bigg fkin howse an dis pirpul hared owld bint anserd de daw. wot yew fkin wont shee sed. eyve cum abowt de litehowse werk sed i. i av a hed forr hites an am gud wiv de eelecktrik lites. showw mee wher de fkin litehowse iz an eyll starrt wendesday. i downt wont no fkin nite werk eiver.jus daiys wil doo jus fyne . yew twatt sed shee . de jobb iz forr lite howsewerk . dustin an ooverin ann orl dat crapp. yew gett ekstra forr dewin itt in jus a likkul flowwerry pinnny.

fuk mee i waz fasster dan a fantum 82 wiv nakkerd deezels.

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Old 14-06-2004, 11:27 PM   #2
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Old 15-06-2004, 12:41 AM   #3
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brilliant, Garfie.

Shame about you not being able to sink us rubber nobbers though
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It's great to see you back on here....
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Old 16-06-2004, 02:07 AM   #5
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Re: i wanna bee a litehowse keyper

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missis G az bin naggin mee too gett a fkin jobb sow i anserd a addvirt inn de payper forr litehowse werk. dat wud jus doo mee a fkin treet i thort. stanndin att de topp ov a towwer flashin a bigg fkin lite att de passin shipps. i mite evun gett de chanse too sinkk a feww ov dem rib bastuds ifn i swich de fkker orf att de rite tyme.

enywaiys i wenn t too dis bigg fkin howse an dis pirpul hared owld bint anserd de daw. wot yew fkin wont shee sed. eyve cum abowt de litehowse werk sed i. i av a hed forr hites an am gud wiv de eelecktrik lites. showw mee wher de fkin litehowse iz an eyll starrt wendesday. i downt wont no fkin nite werk eiver.jus daiys wil doo jus fyne . yew twatt sed shee . de jobb iz forr lite howsewerk . dustin an ooverin ann orl dat crapp. yew gett ekstra forr dewin itt in jus a likkul flowwerry pinnny.

fuk mee i waz fasster dan a fantum 82 wiv nakkerd deezels.

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Old 16-06-2004, 07:52 PM   #6
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I thought you'd fkkd off somewhere hot!
i didd yew fkker .boggner fkin reejis. an i sean yorr misirabul atemmpt att a cewp daytatt yew fkker agen. yew arr ofishully pulbic enumy nummbir wan. i av herd dat de sayfity botes forr dikki fkin bransuns tripp akros de channil wer numberd inn der levvels ov compitansy. der waz alfa wan threw too sikks, bravvo wan threw to sikks charly wan threw too sikks ect..ect.... wy waz yew ekko sevun.

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I thought you'd fkkd off somewhere hot!
Some places just ain't half hot enough for the both of you
Actually I've just thought of somewhere very hot where you 2 could go!!!
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i av herd dat de sayfity botes forr dikki fkin bransuns tripp akros de channil wer numberd inn der levvels ov compitansy. der waz alfa wan threw too sikks, bravvo wan threw to sikks charly wan threw too sikks ect..ect.... wy waz yew ekko sevun.

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I think threw is the operative word here, but yes there were some considerably better boat driver than me on the event. Even Echo 1 was much betterer than I was I knose this coz he told me

on the way back i disgraced myself cos i went off playin in the wake of the Lifeboat. It was geat I was being sprayed with so much Jizm.
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