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Old 09-11-2005, 12:25 PM   #1
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In the Navy

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Old 09-11-2005, 12:30 PM   #2
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Actual radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations, 10-10-95.
Radio #1: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Radio #2: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to South to avoid a collision.

#1: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

#2: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

#1: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!

#2: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
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Old 09-11-2005, 12:52 PM   #3
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