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Old 27-10-2004, 03:48 PM   #1
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I've hit the big time!!

Ha Ha suckers, i've finally gone and done it, superyachts, private jets etc here I come.

I've been lucky enough to have been chosen by the former President of Liberia CHARLES TAYLOR. He has been granted asylum in Nigeria by the President of Nigeria Chief Olusegun Obasanjo (GCFR) and is presently living in Calabar Eastern part of Nigeria. He and his family have $ 75,000,000M which will be handed over to me. a foreign trusted person who will help him to invest this fund into any good business, as hecan no longer have any other means of livelihood.

I promise not to forget all my friends on "BOATMAD", infact I'll try and find some of you a job on my yacht.

Heres a copy of the latest e mail from my new friend charles:


----Original Message-----
From: Charles Taylor [mailto:taylor_charles@presidency.com]
Sent: 27 October 2004 13:23
To: Tony@extreme.demon.co.uk
Subject: IDENTIFICATION.


Attn:Tony,
I got your reply.And I thank you immensely for your kind acceptance to
assist me in this transaction.
To prove my sincerity to you for this transaction,I hereby attach My
passport to you for identification.But please ensure that you keep this
my legal passport quiet confidential.Note that upon your confirmation
of your receipt of my attached passport,I shall forward to you the
certificate of deposit of the box with the Nigeria Deposit Insurance
Corporation(NDIC) which you will use to apply for the delivery to your country.
Finally,kindly forward to me in your reply of this mail,Your own
passport for identification,Your residential address,your occupation ,age,private phone numbers and a guarantee that you will handle this transaction . Please do not delay and reply quickly .

Regards and God bless you and your family.

Charles taylor.

And here's a picture of my new pal, hope he likes boats, obviously likes holidays coz he's got a pretty good tan!

And who knows Chaos, he might have a daughter!!
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Old 27-10-2004, 03:53 PM   #2
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lucky bugger!
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Old 27-10-2004, 03:57 PM   #3
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Don't worry, I won't forget you! There's bound to be loads of money in it for me, coz if you look at his passport you'll see he can't write, had to use a thumbprint in place of his signature.

Obviously a bit simple, so I'll be able to fleece him!!!

How much is a Lear Jet??
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Old 27-10-2004, 04:03 PM   #4
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To show what a generous guy I am, I'm willing to hand over to anyone my other windfall, compared to the Liberia deal it's chicken feed, but to you poor lot it's better than nothing!!!

I guess I was just born lucky. I've already started the claims procedure on this one, but it's such a small amount I'll gladly let someone else have it!!!


-----Original Message-----
From: Mike Miller [mailto:mike_miller@linkmiller.com]
Sent: 26 October 2004 17:50
To: tony@extreme.demon.co.uk
Subject: LOTTERY WINNER


The Natonal Lottery Company
Ref. Number: 132/756/4509
Batch Number: 538901527-Bc68
Ticket Number: 27522465896-6453
Dear Sir/Madam,
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Winners in our
International Lottery Program held on the 1th Day of october, 2004. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number 27522465896-6453 with serial number 3772-554 drew lucky numbers 7-14-18-31-45 which consequently won in the 2ND category, you have therefore been approved for a
lump sum pay out of 4,000,000 EUROS (4 Million EUROS). CONGRATULATIONS! Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims have been fully processed and your money Remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid multiple claims and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 20,000 company and 30,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world. This promotional program takes place every five years. This lottery was promoted and sponsored by a conglomerate of some multinational companies in Europe as part of their social responsibility to the citizens in the communities where they have operational base. We hope with part of your winnings you will take part in
our next year Ten million Euros international lottery. To file for your claim, please contact our fiducial agent:William Smith at: Reply Email: williamsmith@wsconsultant.com Remember all winning must be claimed not later than two weeks from the day
you receive this email. After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the nextstake. Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all correspondence. Furthermore should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible. Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part of our
promotional program.
Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified. Yours Sincerely, Mr.Mike Miller The Natonal Lottery Company (co-coordinator)
N.B: Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the
winners will result to disqualification. Please do not
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Old 27-10-2004, 04:40 PM   #5
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Money! Well, you lucky, lucky bastard......... all I get is offers for cheap Viagra.... still.. on the other hand.....
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Old 27-10-2004, 06:41 PM   #6
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Viagra, nah, won't need it. I'm gonna be so wealthy I'll pay some one to do my shagging for me!
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Old 27-10-2004, 06:54 PM   #7
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Interesting that you got the viagra adds Jono, it must be a bit of the old selective marketing, do you have a pharmacy 'club card', mebbe they got their info from that.
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Old 27-10-2004, 07:01 PM   #8
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Interesting that you got the viagra adds Jono, it must be a bit of the old selective marketing, do you have a pharmacy 'club card', mebbe they got their info from that.
naaa mate...... it's from all those dodgey sites I give my details to.....
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Old 27-10-2004, 07:23 PM   #9
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Old 27-10-2004, 08:39 PM   #10
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Jono , I would appear that the crane has already taken the Viagra
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Old 27-10-2004, 09:06 PM   #11
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Have you seen the 419eaters.com website by any chance Tony?
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