joke
> A Northern Territory ( Australia ) farm hand, radios back to the farm
> manager.
>
> 'Boss, I got one helluva problem here... I hit a ruddy pig with the
> truck. The pig seems OK, but he's stuck in the roo-bars on the front
> and is wriggling and squealing so bloody much, I can't get 'im out.
>
> The manager says,'Ok, there's a ....303 rifle behind the seat in the
> rack, take it, shoot the pig and you'll be able to remove it.'
>
> Five minutes later the farm hand calls back, 'I did what you said
> Boss. Took the gun, shot the pig in the head and removed him from the
> bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on'.
>
> 'So what's the f**king problem na mate?' raged the Manager. '
>
> 'Well boss, it's his motor-bike....it's stuck under the wheel arch and
> the bloody blue light won’t stop flashing..'................ullo – you
> still there Boss?'
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