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Old 20-06-2006, 10:12 PM   #1
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Life!

life is backwards!!!


The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean after all,
life is tough.
It takes up a lot of your time and what do you get in the end of it,
Death?
What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the way.
You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension,
then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until your young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink like a fish, party your ass off, and screw anything that moves

- you've only got a few years left, why not?!?
Then you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you
become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a
baby, then, you spend your last nine months floating peacefully with
luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters

everyday, and then you finish off as an orgasm
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Old 20-06-2006, 10:33 PM   #2
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Re: Life!

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life is backwards!!!


The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean after all,
life is tough.
It takes up a lot of your time and what do you get in the end of it,
Death?
What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the way.
You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension,
then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until your young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink like a fish, party your ass off, and screw anything that moves

- you've only got a few years left, why not?!?
Then you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you
become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a
baby, then, you spend your last nine months floating peacefully with
luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters

everyday, and then you finish off as an orgasm
Just keep in mind everyone that you work to live NOT live to work!
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Old 20-06-2006, 10:50 PM   #3
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Just keep in mind everyone that you work to live NOT live to work!
Thats what I been telling myself since January when I was one of the 3 out of 300+ that didn't get a cost of living payrise (thats all we ever get). It was because I had a payrise 8 months earlier when I was promoted. However they've effectively taken half of that back by not giving me a cost of living rise. So now I don't work a minutes overtime and with the exception of Monday I go home everyday at 15:30, which is nice!!!
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