Matt's New Project

[Louise]

Well Matt, your trawling through Google to find unsuitable things to post leads me to believe that you have even more time on your hands than I have and you need something to occupy yourself with to keep you out of mischief. With this in mind, I've been having a think and I've come up with a little project for you.

Here goes:

Matt, your mission (should you choose to accept it) is to organise a night of videos, chat, food, drink, etc for all Boatmadders who are in need of entertainment and excitement now the long winter nights are here and the boats are tucked up under their covers.

Whaddya reckon? Are you up to the job?

[Louise]

So how about trying to get an idea of how many people are interested and then deciding whether your living room will be big enough or do you need to find a cheap function room in a nice cosy pub?

[Louise]

Why delay? Time and tide wait for no man!! Get organising - that's an order! I need something to look forward to. If we ever manage to retrieve them, we've got some good RIB videos we could bring along! Maybe that could be the penalty - for every day you delay we'll make you watch 10 minutes of a RIB video.

[Louise]

And for every 'smart' remark, the penalty will be doubled.

[Louise]

Is Vicki hearing impaired? Or does she wear ear muffs?

Or do you make up for it in other ways?

[Ice Kiddie]

Originally posted by Mrs Nobber
...that's an order!

...we've got some good RIB videos

No we haven't

[Jon Fuller]

Originally posted by Mrs Nobber
If we ever manage to retrieve them, we've got some good RIB videos

FAT CHANCE! they'll be up the Fareham car boot sale by now.