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Old 29-12-2009, 11:06 PM   #1
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Monkey in Bar Joke...

Bloke goes into a pub with a Monkey on his shoulder, monkey jumps down and goes to the fruit tray that used to enhance drinks with garnish. Moneys wolfs down a cherry a cocktail olive and onion, next he jumps on the pool table a swallows the Q ball..

Next week same bloke and same monkey come in , monkey jumps over to the fruit tray grabs a cherry and sticks it up his keester and then eats it. Does the same with the olive and the onion, next jumps over to the pool table and TRIES to stick the pool ball up his keester with no luck the bar tender said hey mate whats the monkey doing , Bloke answered he checking for size !!!!



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