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Old 06-05-2005, 03:30 PM   #1
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Help!

Does anyone here have a motorhome in their collection of big toys? Would you hire it to me for a week in July?

I'm taking the family to Glastonbury and there is major resistance to camping, but every motorhome hire company in the country is fully booked up and it looks like I'm in deep trouble if I can't sort something out!

Thanks!
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Old 06-05-2005, 04:35 PM   #2
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If you say a fkkn word Davis, i'm gonna ban you for life!
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Old 06-05-2005, 04:37 PM   #3
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Is there no river or canal nearby Johnny?
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Old 06-05-2005, 06:08 PM   #4
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Oi..Ya blind tosser...look on the blowup boat site..... you know the one I mean? Run by some dopey old fecka who can't even follow his own threads......
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Old 07-05-2005, 11:53 AM   #5
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...look on the blowup boat site.....
onn de toob syte rokkit sez hee wonts sumfink a bitt morr upp de fkin markit. jus cuz itts gott durty netts, smels ov cattpis annd az got sum kwestiunabul stayns on de seets downt meen itt aynt abitabul

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Old 07-05-2005, 10:13 PM   #6
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Garfield, why dont ye use a fekin spelchecker?
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Old 07-05-2005, 10:16 PM   #7
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Almost forgot ,,,HAPPY BIRTHDAY .
22!!! MY FEKIN ARSE!!!!!!!!!
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Old 08-05-2005, 09:59 PM   #8
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GOOD POINT THERE ARE TWO NN'S IN AND!
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