Name that Bouy - Page 2

Johnny Rocket · 24-11-2004, 03:40 PM

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Originally posted by Big Johnson
Hang on a minute....I've been had!, JK's crept in, hosting BM, nice big false sense of security, and now he wants to take over

Mwuh huh huh!

Jon Fuller · 24-11-2004, 07:27 PM

Ere Rocket, are you related to any of your members?

Johnny Rocket · 24-11-2004, 07:51 PM

No, but I hear that you're Matt's uncle!

Jon Fuller · 24-11-2004, 08:07 PM

fiddle about, fiddle about!

spose that's wasted on you lot too!

Where's stu when ya need him?

Jon Fuller · 24-11-2004, 09:07 PM

Wouldn't make any difference if I was (rich, or your uncle)
Coz I'm a tight fisted git, and would give sweet FA away!

PistonBroke · 24-11-2004, 09:12 PM

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Originally posted by Big Johnson
fiddle about, fiddle about!

spose that's wasted on you lot too!

Where's stu when ya need him?

you just can't get the staff nowadays!

I'm your wicked Uncle Ernie;
I'm glad you won't see or hear me,
As I fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about.
Your mother left me here to mind you,
And I'm doing exactly what I bleedin' well want to,
Fiddling about, fiddling about, fiddle about.
Down with your bedclothes,
Up with your nightshirt.
Fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about.
You won't "shite"
As I fiddle "abite."
Fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about.

Jon Fuller · 24-11-2004, 09:31 PM

Hoorah!

well done Mr Broke!...or can I call you Piston?

Johnny Rocket · 24-11-2004, 10:03 PM

Sorry to get all serious on you, but I reckon that's pretty distasteful even by BoatMad standards.

Jon Fuller · 24-11-2004, 10:19 PM

You're not a WHO fan then?

Jon Fuller · 24-11-2004, 10:19 PM

ere where's your Bajahahahaha gone?

Captain Chaos · 24-11-2004, 11:15 PM

W est london
H omosexual
O rganisation

????????????

Captain Chaos · 24-11-2004, 11:35 PM

pardon moi

Captain Chaos · 25-11-2004, 12:57 AM

I know that, wankjob

i was excusing my most obvious of mistakes

PistonBroke · 25-11-2004, 07:25 AM

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Originally posted by Big Johnson
Hoorah!

well done Mr Broke!...or can I call you Piston?

thank you Mr Johnson - either Piston or Mr Broke is fine.

mebbe you could assist in replacing the lyrics with a link { like this http://www.oldielyrics.com/lyrics/th...dle_about.html } ?? i fink i cant edit it now!

Jono · 25-11-2004, 08:33 AM

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Originally posted by Matt
Roughly where the northern rabble are from.

Oi, fecka...... settle down, or I'll send the bouys round

Johnny Rocket · 25-11-2004, 08:57 AM

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Originally posted by Big Johnson
You're not a WHO fan then?

Of course not. Just how old do you think I am?

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ere where's your Bajahahahaha gone?

The bloke in Los Angeles that was going to sell it to me is a crook. First he wanted me to pay in advance, then he said he wanted ME to pay for the delivery!!!

Anyway I called him to tell him what I thought and all he did was shout at me and go on about how I'd woken him up. It was eleven o'clock in the morning for god's sake -- what time do these people get up???

Anyway I have sent my file on him to the FBI and I expect they'll pay him a visit. That will wake him up.

Could be a good thing though because I reckon that those Baja's are well over rated and I've got a brilliant plan for something that will really make everyone pay attention. The Solent hasn't seen anything like it!

Sorry I can't tell you more at the moment but I have had to promise my business associates not to tell you about it yet. I will reveal everything very soon though.

Jono · 25-11-2004, 09:08 AM

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Originally posted by Johnny Rocket

Sorry I can't tell you more at the moment but I have had to promise my business associates not to tell you about it yet. I will reveal everything very soon though.

I trust that you'll keep costs down, by having it made with cheap labour in some third world country..Africa, India....Malta,Greece.. Oh? ...and you'll need a hydraulic lifter.. suggest you have one made in stainless steel by a company called Ali Fabrications...

Johnny Rocket · 25-11-2004, 09:22 AM

Matt you may think it's funny but it's actually very serious when people are getting ripped off like that. You wouldn't be laughing if it happened to you.

Jono thanks for your suggestions. You obviously know quite a lot about building boats on the cheap so I might be in touch for some advice.

If I can find stainless steel lifters that are made out of aluminium then I will buy twelve of them because it would save a load of weight which is important when you're doing over 100mph.

Jon Fuller · 25-11-2004, 09:28 AM

Now that's funny!

Johnny Rocket · 25-11-2004, 09:50 AM

Matt, you live in Farnborough, not Canada and the only thing you direct is a computer mouse. I have never owned a Falcon (although I have been driven very badly in one).

Is this some sort of twisted scheme to discredit me?

PS You'll be sorry when you see my new boats (from a long way back in Drunken Fumble)