Boatmad.com


Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
 
Old 22-11-2004, 07:06 PM   #1
Ben
Registered User
 
Ben's Avatar
 
Country: US
Location: Virginia
Interests: Quiet desperation
Boat name: A Little Noisy
Boat make: Excalibur 24
Engines: Express Racing 525
Cruising area: Mobjack Bay (where?)

Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Virginia
Posts: 1,974
Pretend Marriage

A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on an overnight train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly...he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying,
“I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the cupboard to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend
that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.

"Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!"



After a moment of silence, he farted.
__________________

Ben is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 23-11-2004, 03:10 PM   #2
numbskull
 
Jon Fuller's Avatar
 
Country: United Kingdom
Location: South
Occupation: none
Interests: none
Boat name: Leviathan
Boat make: Phantom 28
Cruising area: South Coast

Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: South
Posts: 15,959
Jon Fuller is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off


Powered by vBadvanced CMPS v3.2.3

All times are GMT +1. The time now is 12:12 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8 Beta 1
Copyright ©2000 - 2019, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
×