No one's competing, can I win it by default then?
Here's my guesses...
'Alf' Biggot. Won the scandanavian cheese rolling championship in 1906.
'Gordon' Jones. Speed record for 2.5efi strapped to baking tray. Possibly on here as 'the rat'. Last seen fitting triple BBC's to a pyrex dish.
'Ray Newman'. Lost a leg in an unfortunate accident involving Boyeson reeds. Went on to win the paralympics Javelyn in 2004.
'Norbert Humpledink'. Invented the propshaft. Elastic bands that used to power all boats were sold off to the postal service, who went on stike immediately.
'Jack Williams'. Crossed the english channel on a horse.
I'm bored now! On a serious note, was 'Geoff' Geoff Purves? If so, he won a lot of stuff in my cat, before it was basterdised. Do I win something now then?
Oh yeah, the tiebreaker, I don't care who wins, I hate football!
Night night!
James
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