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Old 06-06-2006, 04:13 PM   #1
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A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.
I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or
illness,
or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses
whatsoever!"

A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What
would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter
sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is
finally restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes
her
head and sweetly says "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with
your
other hand."



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